nessonite said:
Lack of interest, MayDay. Physically capable just never thinks of it himself and seldom shows any interest in direct advances.
I honestly had a hard time with this question. I understand that in every marriage, even if it's a total storybook operation, there will be that unavoidable stage of complacency and/or boredom. But even then, how the hell can you not be interested in sex? It feels......really damn good, right? Right?
At any rate, I did a little research and I have a few ideas of my own. Please keep in mind as you read this that you're asking advice from a complete jackass who's every relationship has ended in flames. Here goes nothing.
1. Ignore him. This should piss the s*** out of him. After a few days of this he should be bending over backwards trying to get some attention out of you.
2. Go out with some friends. If he asks where you're headed just give him one of these: "Oh...out with (friend), (another friend), and (aquaintence). We'll be at (well known local meat market). Nothing big." The next day if he asks what you did be vague as hell. Maybe get a little mad. "What's with the third degree, McCarthy?"
3. Get in touch with an ex. Dangerous but effective. It helps if he swings by your place to give your husband a good look at what came ( no pun intended) before him and may have you going back to.
4. Try a new position. There's a book on this with pictures. You know which book I'm talking about
😉 Show it to him. Let his imagination go to town. Wait.............
5. Offer to do it in public. The idea you could get caught is a huuuuuuuge thrill. But only do this when your'e allready in public and make it sound urgent. "If we do this we gotta do it NOW! Before I lose my nerve!" The dressing rooms at Target, behind the bushes in the park, CHURCH! Or you could go The Digital Underground route, in a Burger King bathroom. All fine choices.
6. This is by far my worst idea but it may be worth a shot. In fact it's so bad, I won't go any further. Don't do what I was just thinking!!!!!!
If all else fails, you can PM Miss Val for a private session, who we both know would take great pleasure in making sure you get all the attention you want.
Good luck!
P.S. I'm sorry you married Stanley Roper.