Curroupt a Wish

[Rorschach Blues]

granted... but it's imaginary

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes!

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted, but you are now only able to wish for corrupted ones yourself.

I wish I could be playing with a cute little girlie submissive about now!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted... but it's all cyber

I wish that my attempt to break the game would have worked... but it didn't... (see I can corrupt it myself, retrospect rocks)

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted... but the nano bots just repair it in a nano second and it continues on.

I wish I could see have a pantry that replenishes its self magically so that I don't have to constantly go shopping to feed the teenage monsters!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but after seeing it, you're struck blind.

I wish I could be god for a day

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted, but it is as the God of smelly things...

I wish I could make my noisy neighbors and their whiny kids disappear so I wouldn't have to hear them shouting at all hours of the day and night!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but they're replaced by even whinier and noisier ones

I wish I was the worlds greatest clown.

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted... but the world is Venus and they like their clowns in the buff 😀

I wish I could breath underwater

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted, but you can't breathe out of water

I wish I was the best at everything, and nothing ever went wrong in my life.

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted...but the meteor is due to crash into Earth in under 5 minutes...

I wish my hair was naturally bright red!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Granted... but you're going to go bald in the next 10 seconds.

I wish I had the powe of time travel.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted and the year is 2000 bc with no power at that time your machine no longer works so your stuck there

I wish the flowers would bloom already

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, they bloom everywhere all around your house....and you've developed strong allergic reactions to them.


I wish the economy was fixed.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted taxes go up 30%

I wish slacker would answer questions

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, I answer one. But the answer is so mind-boggling, you are driven to insanity, you spend the rest of your life drooling and locked in a rubber room.


I wish I had never started smoking.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but you took up chewing gum and all your teeth fell out (at least that can't kill ya)

I wish I had no bills

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but the bills are now charging you, and you have to pay them

I wish I could stop laughing at Rob's sig change thread but can't

 

[RavenMoon]

Granted... but now your crying about it.

I wish I had thought of doing that to Rob!

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but he knows it was you and will now tie you down and sing showtunes to you in his cracking voice until your ears bleed.


I wish I didn't have indigestion.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. It is now heartburn.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Snail Shell

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted you got full on bad chicken and need a stomach pump

I wish I had 1000 dollars in my hand that was mine to spend as I wish

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but it is Monopoly Money.



I wish that it would quit raining here today.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but now its raining in your house

I wish I don't have to cut the grass soon

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but you move to Uncharted Regions of the Universe where grass does not grow.



I wish that it would be Sunny here tomorrow.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it only comes thru your house in a little hole, and the moment you go outside, it turns dark


I wish for some cheese popcorn