Curroupt a Wish

[Perduabo]

Granted, but it was created by an incompetent rhesus monkey ad therefore has clots of fuzz amidst the brew.

I wish I had an extra day off work this week.

 

[Ghris]

Granted - in fact, you get the rest of the week off work, and then the rest of your life, because the company went bankrupt.

I wish I had an extra £100 or so to help me through the month, in genuine £10 notes, and not taken from any government/royal treasury/fund, or anyone else for that matter, in such a fashion that it could not spontaneously combust, melt, vanish for unexplained reasons or even get eaten by a dog.

Corrupt that 😉


(Or for those who can't be bothered with a bit of a challenge, I wish I had the last five minutes of my life that I wasted writing that back 😛)

 

[Perduabo]

Granted, your mother took out a life insurance policy just a few days earlier before dying in that tragic plane accident.

After legal fees, taxation, her monetary assets divided amongst her other family members, you are left with that exact amount

Enjoy it.

I think I beat it 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, your mother took out a life insurance policy just a few days earlier before dying in that tragic plane accident.

After legal fees, taxation, her monetary assets divided amongst her other family members, you are left with that exact amount

Enjoy it.

I think I beat it 😀

^But you DID NOT make a wish^

 

[Perduabo]

Oh fine! If you want to split hairs about it 😛

I wish that I had a vanilla latte to drink right now.

 

[MasterPaladin]

Granted but it was sent to you by paracarl so you don't know what else is in it
now you enjoy

I wish I was on vacation for 2 weeks with lots of money and return home safely

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but your vacation is in Antarctica, and you must spend a lot of your money on cold weather gear.

I wish that it would warm up today.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted it's 110 in the shade and your ac breaks

I wish I could sleep all day and not be disturbed

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but you have nightmares about me getting the LAST WORD!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had a super-hot mega curry that makes the Phall and Naga as mild as a Korma by comparison!

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, it will laced with an abundance of jalapeno and baked/boiled so long that you will be unable to eat it.


I wish for sunny weather for the weekend.

 

[MasterPaladin]

granted but the temp is 98 and the humidity hits 95

I wish the last word was always mine and no one can take it back

 

[paracarl44]

Granted, but then nobody will ever talk to you again.


I wish for no thunderstorms over this weekend.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but then it rains heavily every day for the rest of the summer.


I wish to have my wish corrupted.

 

[sasaxrah]

I wish to have my wish corrupted.

Granted. By the way, you're a huge jerk.

I wish Slacker would stop being a huge jerk.

 

[tres41]

granted, instead he turned into a small jerk

i wish i didnt have so much work for the weekend

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- You have nothing on the weekend then have to stay late every night during the week

I wish I could beat the casinos and get away with all their takings

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, you win!! Then Tony the Fister and Paulie the Mudshark pay you a "visit" in the parking lot. After their "visit", your hospital bills are more than your winnings.


I wish I could be hanging with all my TMF friends again next weekend.

 

[Dialon]

Wish granted but they all turn into flesh starved zombies once sunday rolls around.

I wish i could never die.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Granted- But you keep getting older so when you reach 200 you are an imobile, frail, and almost dust

I wish doing my tax was easier

DJ Tickler

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but Taxes for Dummies can only take you so far


I wish that I had a cheeseburger...I am hungry

 

[Dialon]

Wish granted, but soon after you have extreme food poisoning.

I wish that nothing bad will happen in this wish that I am making right now.

 

[slacker2114]

Wish granted, but you are well aware of the corrupting nature of the wishes and you spend the rest of your life wondering when the corruption will strike and it makes you extremely paranoid to the point you won't even leave your house.


I wish the temperatures would stay consistent for this time of year.

 

[natural tickler]

granted, although it will be that way for only 2.5 square feet in your backyard

I wish I had some BBQ

 

[Lord Doctor]

Granted, but it's overcooked and turned to ashes

I wish I could have all my wishes granted uncorrupted

 

[natural tickler]

granted, but it only last for five seconds

I wish for some Mickey D's