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[Jaynin]

Now, now, I stole it from you fair and square. And your pathetic Divine Order patent lawyers are failing miserably before the bastion that is Lieum, Cheatum and Screwum. XP

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I blew them up, for the upteenth time. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

Oh yeah. I need some new lawyers. Drat... you blew up the planet of lawyers too...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

You can keep the PPV. It moves all those complaining customers about prices over to you. I suspect they'll be there soon. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

What? Angry customers? This wasn't in the deal... what are you trying to pull, Shadow?
*faint rumbling*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

This should be entertaining. *Watches as the mob beats on Jay's door* The customer is always right, after all. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

Hmm... hmm hmm. Ah! Of course! I know what to do!
*the HQ of Pay-Per-View launches into orbit leaving the mob on the ground*
Nyaaaah! XP

 

[His Divine Shadow]

..........-_-...........Cheater.

 

[Jaynin]

Cheater?!? I'm appalled... This rocket-equipped office building is certainly well within the rules.
*reaches orbit*
Heh heh. From here I can broadcast my Pay-Per-View signal across the cosmos!!!
...wait, I could do that already.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I will get you yet. Somehow.....just wait until my Bio is done. ^_^

 

[Jaynin]

You are rather slow on the uptake today... I was expecting a battle fleet from the Divine Order! Ah well, if that means I get to float around in space with impunity, so be it. XP

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hmph. Just you wait......

 

[Jaynin]

You mean wait while my impossibly large and invincible battle fleet is being constructed from orbital shipyards off of the immeasurable proceeds from my interdimensional Pay-Per-View sales. No problem with me. ^_^

 

[His Divine Shadow]

What orbital shipyards? *Calls spy in deep cover and has him activate the charges throughtout the ships and shipyard. THey all go up in large, colorful explosions.*

 

[Jaynin]

GAH! My orbital shipyards! Very well then, I will activate my auxiliary shipyards on-planet from their hidden location!
*pushes button on remote control*
Wait a minute, that's the one for room service... where's the 'auxiliary shipyards' button? *grumble*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Isn't that the one you spilled juice on and fried while you were laughing at me as I tired to kill Chibi while blinded?

 

[Jaynin]

Gah! You're right!
*grumble*
Now I need to get up out of my seat and push the button on the wall...
*opens wall panel that slides back to reveal a huge section of wall full of buttons*
Auxiliary shipyards... auxiliary shipyards...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Rips a hole in the fabric of space-time near Jay's orbital station and teleports a large group of cute but indestructable metal eating furry creatures into his command room. THey soon begin to multiply*

 

[Jaynin]

GAH! *abandons search for auxiliary button*
Ha! Here we go! *pushes Open Airlock button and scrambles to safety as the atmosphere of the command room is vented and sends the metal-eating creatures into outer space*
I've been wanting to do this for awhile...
*hits Shadow with a meteor* ^_^

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Goes flying backwards and hits a wall.* Ouch. Oh great, now I have to visit my chiropractor AGAIN. *Crack, pop, twist* Owie......

 

[Jaynin]

I'm sure the Divine Order has great chiropractors. And that's what you get for trying to sabotage the Pay-Per-View transmission. Now I have to find the shipyards button...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Jay finds it, presses it, and realizes HDS switched it with the auto destruct button for the shipyards* I'm so devious......OW.......*Goes off to nurse wounds*

 

[Jaynin]

😵
GAH! My beautiful auxiliary shipyards!
No matter, here's the button for the hidden tertiary shipyards...
I'm so devious *snicker*

 

[Yukuzumo]

some dark and mysterious force SUDDENLY appears there and asks where to find nearEst PORT-A-POTTY. GETS BLASTED AWAY..

 

[Yukuzumo]

Suddenly mYSTERIOUS FORCE APPEARS AGAIN PISSED AND SUDDENLLY FORMS A PURPLE BALL IN HIS HAND. Ball swirls every things and sucks everybody in.

Every body is suddenly transported to a place known as


The Gates of Apocalpse!!!