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[His Divine Shadow]

AHHH!!!!

Jay.....I am going to kill you now, but only because you reminded me of Bio. GRRRRRR......Proteins.......GRRRRRR.........

 

[Yukuzumo]

Dark Force Suddenly summons dark warroirs:
Hei(when he was evil)Yohko(when he was evil) Seshomarru, , Seriphoth, Evil Papa Smurf and THE ALL POWERFUL HEARTLESS RUTHLESS ATTOURNEY WITH FLESH RENDING CLAWS.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Evil seems to have backup. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

Backup, eh?
*reconstitutes the Planet of Lawyers*
*Lieium, Cheatum and Screwum appear and sue the Evil ones*
*Cheatum files copyright infringement on THE ALL POWERFUL HEARTLESS RUTHLESS ATTORNEY WITH FLESH RENDING CLAWS for infringing upon the 'heartless lawyer as dark force' concept*
*tosses Biology 101 book at Shadow*
That should cover it.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I will destroy you....somehow.....*Glares*

 

[Jaynin]

*shrugs* Hey look, is that a petri dish over there!
Ooh, that meal looks high in protein...
Hey, is that some deoxyribonucleic acid I see?

 

[Yukuzumo]

Dark force is looks as his warroirs go away.

Dark force: If ya want something done ya got ta do it yourself....
[Chants] Power of the APOCALPSE I SUMMON YOU!!!!!!
Says magic incantatation: NARDUNK, QUEBEC, KODAK, WALMART....

 

[Yukuzumo]

Spell fails horribly....

Damn it I forgot I need a sacrifice for this spell!!!

evil papa smurf: hey what the....

every one jumps. for some reason evil papa smurf wasn't sued.....

Dark Force: Picks up papa smurf and kills him......

suddenly everythings starts to swirl around dizzly.......

awww crap!!!!!! That was the restart spell....shit!!!....
Suddenly everything returns to the way it was before.....




Dark force looks around....

 

[His Divine Shadow]

o_o......*Strangles Jay* Mr. Dark Force, can you please kill my friend here?

 

[Jaynin]

GAK! *is being strangled*
Ah! I can't...breathe!
o_o AHA! Is that a GRANADE? (note: Misspelling intended. XP)
*uses the granade to break Shadow's grip*

 

[Yukuzumo]

for some reason mysterious force Transports everybody to the land of starcraft.......

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Gets blown backward.* You........*Commandeers a Carrier and a Battlecruiser and sics them on Jay.*

 

[Yukuzumo]

Helps out shadow......

Commands kerrigan and overmind to attack.....

1000 Mutalsik
1000 Gaurdians
1000 Devourer
and 500 zergling......Let the Battle begin...

 

[Yukuzumo]

also decides to revive Zerratul from the grave.....

Zerratul: I do this for Auir!

Dark Force: AUIR WAS DESTROYED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, IDIOT! I HAVE RESURECTED YOU TO FIGHT FOR ME!!

ALSO GETS A COUPLE OF CORSAIRS...JUST FOR FUN

 

[Jaynin]

*types: power overwhelming*
La de dah... *slaughters the armies at his lesiure*

 

[Yukuzumo]

Hey guys can you say what the starcaft characters say?.......

Protoss Templars: Ha Desa Autu de Haere

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Adun Toringas. *Nukes Jays base, after disabling cheating.*

 

[Yukuzumo]

Carrier has arrived.......

I have returned.....

 

[Jaynin]

En Taro Tassadar. *rebuilds base*
State thy bidding. (High Templar)
The merging is complete. (Archon)
My life for Aiur! (Zealot)
*beeping noise* (Reaver)
Heh heh. I, as a matter of fact, play as the Terrans...

 

[Yukuzumo]

BattleCrusier Operational...

NOt enough minerals
not enough vespeane gas

(Don't you just hate it when that happens)

 

[Mastertkler884]

I normally never thought I was actually gonna post here....

Well, here is my first post....

*begins growing Ultrarisks and Mutalisks at his 40 hives*

*types in "Show me the money"* OH, COME ON!!! NO CHEATS?!?! HMPH....




Now if I may just ask....how the heck do you guys start these crazy RP-thingy-things?

Sorry about interrupting....but I felt urged to post due to my love of starcraft...umm....see ya

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Well, usually somebody says something to me, and then others join in, and we end up here. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

Indeed. Besides, Shadow and I have a long history of RP post wars... But hey, I view them as a good thing! See, we got someone else to post here... we're doing the community a service! ^_^
That of course is just rationalization for the swath of destruction I am about to cut loose on you...
*Siege Tanks enter Siege Mode, backed up with Marines*
*Battlecruisers provide aerial support*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Bah. I'll watch you all on Jay's Pay-Per-View. 😛

 

[Jaynin]

Excellent choice! That'll be $1000 for the first 10 minutes and $150 for every minute thereafter. Enjoy Pay-Per-View and please come again.
*snicker* As if you had a choice...