dammit....you people waste no time do you??

[Skipadeedoodah]

I'm still riding the high of actually winning Bella Court.

 

[asutickler]

Actually you can't even call that plea bargaining, Hortense the Switch Who Failed was too busy kvetching and haranguing the judge to do any pleading. The Supreme Court took pity upon the miscreant regarding his sentence simply because he is a switch, and there's not a thing wrong with that since we switches ROCK

I daresay that the brilliant defense put forth by the firm of Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros and Rhinoceros saved the esteemed Mr. Natural Tickler from the villainous machinations of IFD, their nefarious Mexican Barrister, and a severely biased system of hotel-room party justice.

FREE NT!!! *insert militant smiley with raised fist here*

 

[RobAce]

nefarious Mexican Barrister

I kind of like the sound of that. RobAce....nefarious Mexican Barrister.

Heck I might just make a T-Shirt to say that.

Ill send over the paperwork to make it all legal that I use the quote so I do not infringe on any copyright laws.

You were a great adversary in court room, it was an honor to share that moment.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

I'm still riding the high of actually winning Bella Court.

Funny how you and Lily said you had nothing to do with this case at first. Now, after the case was won, you both act as if you were all about it. Wonder if you'd still be making those claims had you lost.

 

[BellaRisa]

Funny how you and Lily said you had nothing to do with this case at first. Now, after the case was won, you both act as if you were all about it. Wonder if you'd still be making those claims had you lost.

I love my girls but the Slackman has a point 😎

Meanwhile, it does show what I said awhile ago: Bella Court is not biased toward 'lers/Tops, if you're innocent you do go free. IF you're innocent, which is seriously rare for a Bella Court defendant

 

[Snail Shell]

Meanwhile, it does show what I said awhile ago: Bella Court is not biased toward 'lers/Tops, if you're innocent you do go free. IF you're innocent, which is seriously rare for a Bella Court defendant

Has the shark ever been convicted? Just curious. 😎

Snail Shell

 

[CMartin]

*screenshot of name change captured.....goes to add it to signature per Knot's suggestion*

 

[BellaRisa]

Has the shark ever been convicted? Just curious. 😎

Snail Shell

The pathetically few times someone's had the cajones to take him to court he's either been found innocent (and rightfully so, like this year) or he's had his sentence commuted to, um, someone else. OW

 

[slacker2114]

The pathetically few times someone's had the cajones to take him to court he's either been found innocent (and rightfully so, like this year) or he's had his sentence commuted to, um, someone else. OW

Maybe I'll talk the IFD into taking him on, accusing him of being a badass. He couldn't possibly win that.

 

[TropicThunder]

Who would punish the Shark anyways? I thought he was the PUNISHER!

 

[Snail Shell]

The pathetically few times someone's had the cajones to take him to court he's either been found innocent (and rightfully so, like this year) or he's had his sentence commuted to, um, someone else. OW

Ah. See, I've been to Bella Court twice and he's gotten off both times.

Maybe you could accuse him of malicious infliction of volleyball on the general public?

Snail Shell

 

[BellaRisa]

Maybe I'll talk the IFD into taking him on, accusing him of being a badass. He couldn't possibly win that.

Yeah but see, when he loses...HE'S not the one that loses. I say again: OW

 

[slacker2114]

Yeah but see, when he loses...HE'S not the one that loses. I say again: OW

That being the case, and if the IFD had accused him, he'd most likely line up all four of you. It'd be my early birthday present to him for next year. 😀

 

[BellaRisa]

Maybe you could accuse him of malicious infliction of volleyball on the general public?

Snail Shell

I'd never accuse him of that, volleyball is obnoxious but it keeps all the gi-mutant 6'2 13 yr olds off the streets so they don't knock over buildings and such

 

[BellaRisa]

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS DARN YOU

That being the case, and if the IFD had accused him, he'd most likely line up all four of you. It'd be my early birthday present to him for next year. 😀

Next year you're so getting the ribs that fell off the grill

 

[slacker2114]

Next year you're so getting the ribs that fell off the grill

If they fall onto the new deck that me and K-dawg ordered, it'd be worth it.

 

[BellaRisa]

If they fall onto the new deck that me and K-dawg ordered, it'd be worth it.

You should know that Bill is still walking around quietly snickering like a nut, something about smoke and stadium seating

 

[Snail Shell]

I'd never accuse him of that, volleyball is obnoxious but it keeps all the gi-mutant 6'2 13 yr olds off the streets so they don't knock over buildings and such

Is it wrong that when you said this, my first thought was "so does the zoo"? 🙂

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

You should know that Bill is still walking around quietly snickering like a nut, something about smoke and stadium seating

Of course he is! He's Iron Chef Bill!!! A man like that deserves an audience and special effects when he's grilling.

 

[TropicThunder]

Of course he is! He's Iron Chef Bill!!! A man like that deserves an audience and special effects when he's grilling.

I think that we should all get those giant foam hands too.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Funny how you and Lily said you had nothing to do with this case at first. Now, after the case was won, you both act as if you were all about it. Wonder if you'd still be making those claims had you lost.

Hey, if we had lost we would have most definitely shared in the punishment. So you better believe we're gonna share in the victory since we won

I love my girls but
the Slackman has a point 😎

Meanwhile, it does show what I said awhile ago
: Bella Court is not biased toward 'lers/Tops, if you're innocent you do[/I
] go free. IF you're innocent, which is seriously rare for a Bella Court defendant

Agreed 🙂 I have to admit, the times I lost Bella Court I deserved it.

 

[natural tickler]

Actually you can't even call that plea bargaining, Hortense the Switch Who Failed was too busy kvetching and haranguing the judge to do any pleading. The Supreme Court took pity upon the miscreant regarding his sentence simply because he is a switch, and there's not a thing wrong with that since we switches ROCK

maybe just maybe being a switch is fun..depending on who is doing the lering... man I gotta stop smokin this shit here...

I was doing no such thing to the judge, who was biased from the very beginning...and therefore I had NO fair shot in winning...this whole damn thing is based for the defendant to ALWAYS lose...so I was screwed from the start...and this makes it two straight years being hoodwinked by the same damn judge...and I showed you too much damn love...where is the return I ask??

I love my girls but the Slackman has a point 😎

Meanwhile, it does show what I said awhile ago: Bella Court is not biased toward 'lers/Tops, if you're innocent you do go free. IF you're innocent, which is seriously rare for a Bella Court defendant

see above


and on a further note, it is a shame that two so-called sweet and nice people would go to such underhanded schemes just so they can get a win...shame shame...I thought you were better than that..obviously I was wrong...just remember one thing...PAYBACKS are hell, and I am bringing Hell, fire and brimstone with me....be ready next year


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[BellaRisa]

What

maybe just maybe being a switch is fun..depending on who is doing the lering... man I gotta stop smokin this shit here...

I was doing no such thing to the judge, who was biased from the very beginning...and therefore I had NO fair shot in winning...this whole damn thing is based for the defendant to ALWAYS lose...so I was screwed from the start...and this makes it two straight years being hoodwinked by the same damn judge...and I showed you too much damn love...where is the return I ask??



see above


and on a further note, it is a shame that two so-called sweet and nice people would go to such underhanded schemes just so they can get a win...shame shame...I thought you were better than that..obviously I was wrong...just remember one thing...PAYBACKS are hell, and I am bringing Hell, fire and brimstone with me....be ready next year


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There's so much FAIL with this post I feel like I need an anti-baloney shot.

A) You most certainly did harangue my judge, if you'd raised your voice to her one more time I'd have taken Bruce's paddle and shown you everything he's ever taught me. Loud doesn't = right

B) Our court is VERY fair. The case against Bruce was dismissed, if you recall. Had your case been even remotely unjust it too would have been thrown out. Instead, there was video evidence (!) and much rejoicing when you got what you had coming.

C) The two young ladies had NO IDEA that Rob was going to include them in the case, they were honestly shocked to hear their names in it (that's why they were sooo happy they won). If you really need to blame someone for shining the headlights of justice upon your fail then blame the Mexican Attorney, not them. OR, you could borrow some dignity and just ride out your sentence. Just sayin' 😎

 

[goddess_nemesis]

 

[kered]

I was on Natural's side all the way. In fact, I was one of his most vocal supporters during that entire case! The history books will tell the tale of the Columbus One (not to be confused with the Chicago Seven) and a predudiced court.

Free NT!! Free the Columbus One!!!!