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dammit....you people waste no time do you??

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Writing the Law Offices (okay, tent. We don't have an office) of RobAce Mexican Attorney and Lawn Care at the following address:

RAMALC
Shoebox behind 56170 Taco Bending Lane
Green and White Tent next to the Blue Catering Truck
Athens, GA 30605

Please include a self addressed stamp envelope...actually 2 because we have other things we would like to mail and we will just take the stamp off of it and use it for our own purposes.

Also include $5.00 for transcription, $25.00 if you want it in proper English. Otherwise its in Spanish and you'll have to translate it yourselves.

We accept cash or items we can pawn such as game systems or jewelry. PLEASE DO NOT SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER!! Many of our employees do not have a valid....ahem...we mean access or time or get to the bank. We are very busy.

Thank you
RobAce

:bwahaha:
 
C) The two young ladies had NO IDEA that Rob was going to include them in the case, they were honestly shocked to hear their names in it (that's why they were sooo happy they won). If you really need to blame someone for shining the headlights of justice upon your fail then blame the Mexican Attorney, not them. OR, you could borrow some dignity and just ride out your sentence. Just sayin' 😎

My flies are now sealed and the nefarious Mexican Barrister can no longer confirm or deny any knowledge of what my clients knew or did not know. I shall defend their attorney-client privilege to the very end.

Needless to say we have already been contacted by several other clients after our astonishing past 2 years working law in the 1st Circuit of Bella Court. So while we must maintain a level of cooperation with the authorities at the same time we also will protect the attorney-client privilege.

Place the blame where it lies, on the fail.....not the outing of such fail.

Thank You,
RobAce
Nefarious Mexican Barrister
 
Funny how you and Lily said you had nothing to do with this case at first. Now, after the case was won, you both act as if you were all about it. Wonder if you'd still be making those claims had you lost.

The bailiff would have enjoyed this very much!
 
In the words of Cochran, Shapiro, and Rhino... "If it does not fit, you must acquit."
 
come to find out when relaxed by a massage done to Lily by yours truly, that Lily, Skippy, and the mexican all conspired for this...underhanded tactics indeed...that's okay, by next year the mexican will only be a memory, as he will be shipped back to his country sooner than later

as far as the biased judge (Bella) is concerned...you hoodwinked me twice, be damned if a third time comes your way...just sayin

just seeing the name on my screen name makes me laugh...its all good folks


one last thing and I am done...I promise (yeah yeah y'all heard that before)😛

just because the evidence sees me smile does NOT mean I enjoyed it...just means that I am ticklish...and was supposed to smile....duh
 
Let's try this again

come to find out when relaxed by a massage done to Lily by yours truly, that Lily, Skippy, and the mexican all conspired for this...underhanded tactics indeed...that's okay, by next year the mexican will only be a memory, as he will be shipped back to his country sooner than later

as far as the biased judge (Bella) is concerned...you hoodwinked me twice, be damned if a third time comes your way...just sayin

just seeing the name on my screen name makes me laugh...its all good folks


one last thing and I am done...I promise (yeah yeah y'all heard that before)😛

just because the evidence sees me smile does NOT mean I enjoyed it...just means that I am ticklish...and was supposed to smile....duh


I barely even know where to start in on this latest Festival of Fail:

A) Lily and Skippy did not conspire with Rob. He asked them (among others) if they thought it was an awesome case and they agreed. Again, they had NO IDEA he was gonna add their names to the subpoena. When Rob asked me weeks ago if it was alright to do the slideshow (did we mention there was a SLIDESHOW??) proving your guilt, he was intending to act alone.

B) You might wanna stop implying any bias on my part, since I wasn't even the judge that convicted you AND I lightened your sentence, a magnanimous act for which you have yet to thank me. Had I been even a little biased you'd be Natural Ticklee long enough for the seasons to change, especially since your behavior was heinous enough to warrant a Contempt of Court penalty. Be gracious and settle yourself down.

C) I'd suggest one who never bothers with capital letters refrain from using 'duh' when speaking to others. Just sayin'.

I ask you again: are you going to accept your awfully brief sentence with dignity and not keep this up, or shall we send you a nice brick of cheese to go with all this Whine? :evileye:
 
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obviously someone cannot read, because I said its all good and I am rolling with it...not whining thank you very much..and I am laughing like everyone else who sees that natural switch responded to something...I do have a sense of humor yanno

and I have you know a little fact, when I got Lily and the mexican together, they spilled what went down..oh yeah, you weren't around... sigh


and so that I dont sound ungrateful, many thanks to BIG supreme court judge almighty...for the sentence that she has so thankfully brought down on me...god knows what I'll do without her

afa the word duh is concerned, I'll keep it in mind😛
 
obviously someone cannot read, because I said its all good and I am rolling with it...not whining thank you very much..and I am laughing like everyone else who sees that natural switch responded to something...I do have a sense of humor yanno

and I have you know a little fact, when I got Lily and the mexican together, they spilled what went down..oh yeah, you weren't around... sigh


and so that I dont sound ungrateful, many thanks to BIG supreme court judge almighty...for the sentence that she has so thankfully brought down on me...god knows what I'll do without her


Hey, when you're done whining about bias and being hoodwinked on various threads you're being called out about it will stop as well 😉

Furthermore, if for some reason you were told a totally different story than every single other person at the Bash then I must say they pulled off quite the caper 😛
 
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LOL! I wish I was able to go to Bella's, but work got in the way...plus the drive from point A to point B(ella's)...and the money situation...oh well, there could be next year...

Anyways, Natural SWITCH...I certainly hope the next few days take it's sweet time to come. This is just too good to be true! 😀
 
It seems that a lot of people are enjoying Natural's predicament.:bwahaha:
 
and I have you know a little fact, when I got Lily and the mexican together, they spilled what went down..oh yeah, you weren't around... sigh

What on god's green earth are you talking about??! I've been repeating the same thing over and over since you first found wife and I and ASKED us about it.


Apparently, repetition is needed to sink some truth, so let's try again.


I barely even know where to start in on this latest Festival of Fail:

A) Lily and Skippy did not conspire with Rob. He asked them (among others) if they thought it was an awesome case and they agreed. Again, they had NO IDEA he was gonna add their names to the subpoena. When Rob asked me weeks ago if it was alright to do the slideshow (did we mention there was a SLIDESHOW??) proving your guilt, he was intending to act alone.
 
OK, it seems there is a need for clarity here. I guess I need to open up the complete files on this.

Sit on back, grab your favorite beverage and let me tell the tale.

Once upon a time, at Bella Bash 2009, a semi-young, good looking Mexican was enjoying the food provided by Grill Master Bill. It was his first Bella Bash and he was full of hope and dreams. After finishing his first plate he went to get plate number 2 of the delicious spread offered. Upon entering the area he was met by a tall dark man, the one known as Natural. As this semi-young good looking Mexican reached for some food the one known as Natural leaned in said "Too bad there isn't any tortillas eh homes" in a forced and mocking Mexican accent. Needless to say I was taken aback by this, as well as extremely upset. I was willing to let this go, but during the party Saturday night of Bella Bash 2009, not only did he not recognize my awesome outfit (he shielded his eyes) but while being pwned by several ladies he failed to congratulate me and give me my due for my comment of "Just another example of people holding a black man down", even though many others gave me props. Instead he accused me of not helping him only taking advantage of the situation by taking pictures of the event. I was hurt yet again by this, even adding insult to it by doing it in the the same mocking Mexican accent.

You would think this alone would have been enough....but no. Two other events happened that put this past weekends Bella Court into full action. One of those was his constant murmuring about being the big bad Ler, and that no one has ever taken him on, which I knew full well was wrong, as did many others yet he still tried to maintain. What is wrong with being a switch, I thought. Many here enjoy it, who was he to claim he had never known the other side. And then lastly, and most tragic event was NEST 2010.

At NEST 2010 I was in the midst of giving all the ladies in attendance a flower and a wonderful Charms Blo-Pop. As I was nearing the end of my gifts I noticed Natural (who sometimes is called Hortense I understand) and felt I needed to make one last attempt to make peace with Natural so I offered him what I was giving the ladies. To my horror and surprise he did not take my gift. I was merely trying to make amends but my generous offers and friendship was spurned by a head shake, another mocking Mexican accent and comments about calling INS to take me away.

Right then, I knew...I must have satisfaction. My plan was put into effect once I knew I would be attending the bash. I contacted those whom I trusted most...the IFD, in particular Skippy and BlackestLily. I informed them of my intentions and asked if they thought it would be a good idea as well as humorous. They agreed it would be, but not to be part of it in fact a Facebook conversation with Skippy says that she did not want to do any speaking and she was sure she would have her fill of Bella Court and did not herself want to file the charges, so I told her I would do it (which it was my idea in the beginning) on her and BlackestLily's behalf, but initially they were to be silent partners . I did not intend ill-will, merely a laugh at Naturals expense as I have been on the end of receiving many times. I told them (Skippy and BlackestLily) that I would charge Natural in Bella Court and even told them I would make a slide presentation, I told them I would do it on their behalf. However it is correct they did not know I was going to bring them forward as the accusers. You see I could not be accuser and Lawyer (nefarious Mexican Barrister that is) so I needed the ladies that knew of my plan to unwittingly be a part of such. Also, I knew for years Skippy suffered in Bella Court and she needed a win, a win I knew with my rock solid slide show presentation as evidence, would secure that for her.

My initial intent was to act alone, but as most of the things I do they live, breathe and grow. Skippy and Lily were only brought in at the last minute after some thought on how to make what was already a top level case even better.

So there it is. All out in the open. A wonderful story I am sure you will all agree.

Moral to this story, if a Mexican offers you a flower and Charms Blo-Pop, take it.

Rob
 
OK, it seems there is a need for clarity here. I guess I need to open up the complete files on this.

Sit on back, grab your favorite beverage and let me tell the tale.

Once upon a time, at Bella Bash 2009, a semi-young, good looking Mexican was enjoying the food provided by Grill Master Bill. It was his first Bella Bash and he was full of hope and dreams. After finishing his first plate he went to get plate number 2 of the delicious spread offered. Upon entering the area he was met by a tall dark man, the one known as Natural. As this semi-young good looking Mexican reached for some food the one known as Natural leaned in said "Too bad there isn't any tortillas eh homes" in a forced and mocking Mexican accent. Needless to say I was taken aback by this, as well as extremely upset. I was willing to let this go, but during the party Saturday night of Bella Bash 2009, not only did he not recognize my awesome outfit (he shielded his eyes) but while being pwned by several ladies he failed to congratulate me and give me my due for my comment of "Just another example of people holding a black man down", even though many others gave me props. Instead he accused me of not helping him only taking advantage of the situation by taking pictures of the event. I was hurt yet again by this, even adding insult to it by doing it in the the same mocking Mexican accent.

You would think this alone would have been enough....but no. Two other events happened that put this past weekends Bella Court into full action. One of those was his constant murmuring about being the big bad Ler, and that no one has ever taken him on, which I knew full well was wrong, as did many others yet he still tried to maintain. What is wrong with being a switch, I thought. Many here enjoy it, who was he to claim he had never known the other side. And then lastly, and most tragic event was NEST 2010.

At NEST 2010 I was in the midst of giving all the ladies in attendance a flower and a wonderful Charms Blo-Pop. As I was nearing the end of my gifts I noticed Natural (who sometimes is called Hortense I understand) and felt I needed to make one last attempt to make peace with Natural so I offered him what I was giving the ladies. To my horror and surprise he did not take my gift. I was merely trying to make amends but my generous offers and friendship was spurned by a head shake, another mocking Mexican accent and comments about calling INS to take me away.

Right then, I knew...I must have satisfaction. My plan was put into effect once I knew I would be attending the bash. I contacted those whom I trusted most...the IFD, in particular Skippy and BlackestLily. I informed them of my intentions and asked if they thought it would be a good idea as well as humorous. They agreed it would be, but not to be part of it in fact a Facebook conversation with Skippy says that she did not want to do any speaking and she was sure she would have her fill of Bella Court and did not herself want to file the charges, so I told her I would do it (which it was my idea in the beginning) on her and BlackestLily's behalf, but initially they were to be silent partners . I did not intend ill-will, merely a laugh at Naturals expense as I have been on the end of receiving many times. I told them (Skippy and BlackestLily) that I would charge Natural in Bella Court and even told them I would make a slide presentation, I told them I would do it on their behalf. However it is correct they did not know I was going to bring them forward as the accusers. You see I could not be accuser and Lawyer (nefarious Mexican Barrister that is) so I needed the ladies that knew of my plan to unwittingly be a part of such. Also, I knew for years Skippy suffered in Bella Court and she needed a win, a win I knew with my rock solid slide show presentation as evidence, would secure that for her.

My initial intent was to act alone, but as most of the things I do they live, breathe and grow. Skippy and Lily were only brought in at the last minute after some thought on how to make what was already a top level case even better.

So there it is. All out in the open. A wonderful story I am sure you will all agree.

Moral to this story, if a Mexican offers you a flower and Charms Blo-Pop, take it.

Rob

:ily: Ahhhh the truth comes riding right in. Thank you Robby Bobby!
 
I find myself wondering how many of us need to tell the same story before natural quits his bitch session and takes his sentence like a man. I mean geez, my sentences were carried out by a god damn SHARK and I didn't do this much crying.
 
I find myself wondering how many of us need to tell the same story before natural quits his bitch session and takes his sentence like a man. I mean geez, my sentences were carried out by a god damn SHARK and I didn't do this much crying.

Considering what your sentences were, crying less than him is saying a LOT.
 
and I have you know a little fact, when I got Lily and the mexican together, they spilled what went down..oh yeah, you weren't around... sigh

Whoa - how did I miss this? I don't wanna come right out and call anyone a liar, but I would love to know when this conversation took place and exactly what was said - because I happen to know for a fact exactly what went down, because, ya know, I was there.
 
What on god's green earth are you talking about??! I've been repeating the same thing over and over since you first found wife and I and ASKED us about it.

My initial intent was to act alone, but as most of the things I do they live, breathe and grow. Skippy and Lily were only brought in at the last minute after some thought on how to make what was already a top level case even better.
I find myself wondering how many of us need to tell the same story before natural quits his bitch session and takes his sentence like a man. I mean geez, my sentences were carried out by a god damn SHARK and I didn't do this much crying.


I didn't know I was capable of doing the Funky Chicken at 7:20 am but apparently I am :gabby: Thank you all for the much needed clarification :smilelove
 
I think he got off too easy and the court should be petitioned for a longer sentence...


Just sayin....
 
I think he got off too easy and the court should be petitioned for a longer sentence...


Just sayin....

He had a longer and harsher sentence initially, the Court took pity on him because it was recognized that his ego could only take so much. Who knew that such leniency and compassion would go unappreciated ( sarcastic appreciation notwithstanding).

Furthermore, let me say that Bruce and I have been attending these Court sessions since we met back in 1999, when a mutual aquaintance was having spanking parties called CMOO (Crimson Moon Over Ohio). It was FUN, and we've had court as part of the Bash since I started having them in 2002. It's fascinating to me that despite the OMG OW OW OW sentences carried out back in the days of Spanking Court, this is the first time I've ever seen any post-Court angst and ruckus whatsoever. Makes you think. About what I'm not sure...:manicd:
 
first of all I aint crying, and secondly I am taking my f'n sentence like a man...get that straight....

seems like there is no winning with any of you...if I say anything that I dont like, its considered as crying, angst, ruckus or whatever...clearly another case of folks going overboard as usual...whatevs

so as of this moment I am done...I am more than man enough to take any damn name given me


try to have a nice day🙂

guess being militant has its disadvantages🙄😛
 
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first of all I aint crying, and secondly I am taking my f'n sentence like a man...get that straight....

seems like there is no winning with any of you...if I say anything that I dont like, its considered as crying, angst, ruckus or whatever...clearly another case of folks going overboard as usual...whatevs

so as of this moment I am done...I am more than man enough to take any damn name given me


try to have a nice day🙂

guess being militant has its disadvantages🙄😛

:headpat: You know we love you. :wub:
 
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