Deadly's Question-Palooza

[TarynsTinyToes]

Can you believe Tex has posted a question in your thread every minute for the past half hour???

 

[texastickler]

What do chickens think we taste like?

 

[texastickler]

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

 

[texastickler]

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

 

[texastickler]

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

 

[texastickler]

Does this thread bomb seem that it is taking way to long to get through?

 

[texastickler]

Are you happy I am back and paying so much attention to you?

 

[texastickler]

Are you a summer or a winter?

 

[texastickler]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[texastickler]

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

 

[texastickler]

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

[texastickler]

Why aren’t hot pads hot?

 

[texastickler]

Lastly, Did you know that I never bomb someone I do not like? Therefore, You must be very well liked by good 'ol TEX. Have fun!

 

[leafstk]

I swear pardner, I didn't put him up to this! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[texastickler]

I swear pardner, I didn't put him up to this! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

No need to put me up to anything. It felt good to get some serious posting done. This little gal seemed like the perfect target.

 

[leafstk]

No need to put me up to anything. It felt good to get some serious posting done. This little gal seemed like the perfect target.

She does make a cute target, doesn't she? Hehehe!

Deadly... what's with all the rain in Melbourne?! Don't the Gods there know we need our tennis?

 

[Lord Doctor]

I wonder if this is successfully driving you round the bend?

 

[leafstk]

I wonder if this is successfully driving you round the bend?

LOL... in all likelihood, Doc

Okay... whew! I've caught up to ya 😀 Catch ya soon pardner! 😀

 

[texastickler]

If you do not get here soon I will simply start round two of thread bombing. We are about to have a party dammit!

 

[leafstk]

Federer just lost the first set!!

Are you really in Melbourne as one of the ball girls? The pink outfits are so cute!

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I am back Turkey. This old man is here to kick some butt so you better be a good girl!
How are you sweetie?

Uh oh's. He's baaaaaack! 😛. I am well thanks Tex. Glad to have my favorite goofball back in action

(You're so lucky I said that, considering the bombing you just unleashed on me!!! 😛)

I'm back too!!!!!

Can you handle me and Tex in the same day??

Double trouble 😱. What have I done to deserve this!?! lol 😛

Glad to see you back Taryn! We've missed ya round these parts

And no, I cannot handle you and Tex in the same day! I actually discovered this bomb a few hours ago, but was too overwhelmed to attempt answering it

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you know what time it is?

No. The severity of this thread bomb has disoriented me LOL

Have you ever heard of a thread bomb?😀

Very funny . I have a feeling you'll be re-aquainted with one very soon 😛

Did you know that this is the first stage of one I am about to lay on your doorstep?

Bring it! 😀

I have one important question before I start.

ARE YOU READY??????????

See above 😛

1. Do you believe that I am old? If so, do you know that I could still kick your Turkey butt?

You're not old texey! You know I jest dont ya? Age is merely a number 🙂

Kick my turkey butt eh? We'll see about that haha

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Because. Lol

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? (This always bothers me)

I think so

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

We can do that in Aus!

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Haha. Evil little suckers. Happens to me everytime!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Lol, this is true. Quite funny actually

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

I believe so. Clever mice 😱

How many times have you seen the movie 'Office Space'?

Zero! 😀. Big fat donut, sorry lol

Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

Why is it that you pick up on these things? 😛

What is one place you would love to see more than any other?

Dubai! Or......Hawaii 😀

Do you fear me? 😉

Kinda....sorta....no

 

[Pokey]

Whatcha doin Deadly?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you use 'Google' or a different search engine?

Google FTW!!

When, not "IF" we meet, what do you believe I will do first?

After we run in slow motion at each other in the airport, finishing in an epic embrace, I have a sneaking suspicion you will attempt to tickle me or "kick my turkey butt" as you so nicely put it

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Mineral oil and fragrance. Says it on the back lol

If you were a Disney character for a day, who would you be and why?

Probably Buzz Lightyear That dude is just too frickin awesome!!!

Do you know how to ice skate?

Indeed I do! I usually spend about 10 mins clinging to the side for dear life but once I get in a groove, I'm unstoppable!!! LOL

Have you ever heard, "The Song That Never Ends?"

Dont think I have

Have you ever rode an elephant?

Nope, I've ridden a camel though 😀

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

I'm just gunna laugh at this one

Have you ever read Moby Dick?

Nope

Why is a mouse when it spins?

I dunno. Got me stumped there Doc 😛

Do you think I would look cute in glasses??

Yes...actually I do! 😀. And now you're the boss at work I suggest you get a pair. Strike fear into the hearts of those employees!! People with glasses always get more respect

What was your favorite class in school?

PE classes

Do you have a favorite saying or catch phrase you use often?

"Its on like donkey kong" LMAO. It always just slips out, Leaf will testify to this 😛

Is it still hotter that the Devils butt down there?

You bet ya! We had a bit of rain a few days ago, but its scorching yet again

Can you name a Violent Femmes song?

Nope. lol. CAN YOOOOU

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Do you like Cheese? What is your favorite?

Sometimes. Probably halloumi

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

MEEEEEEEEEEEE! 😀

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Who knows! 😛

Are you glad I am leaving???

Yes! I need a break . But you are welcome back anytime

Did you miss me?😀

Let it end!!! Please let it end!!!!

Can you believe Tex has posted a question in your thread every minute for the past half hour???

Wow. Thats insane!! Now thats what I call some serious thread bombing!

What do chickens think we taste like?

Bananas

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

They promised him a life of fame and fortune if he didnt

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

LOL. Nope. And I dare not even dream of it

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

In his snowplow!

Does this thread bomb seem that it is taking way to long to get through?

Hell yes!

Are you happy I am back and paying so much attention to you?

I am 😀. 5 pages shows how much you love me

Are you a summer or a winter?

Summer

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Toasted marshmallows

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Holes are the enemy! Ive fallen in a few too many