Don't tell anyone but..

[milagros317]

... Kered really is a parrot disguised as human. 😱

 

[kered]

Milagros is really Yogi Berra.

 

[Bugman]

It's rumored that Kered stared in some cheesy porn flicks years ago.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[slacker2114]

It's my understanding kered is secretly a Highlander and is currently hunting down his nemesis, General Zod. That's why Zod drives truck, so he's always on the move.

But if anyone asks you about it, you don't know me.

 

[Helena]

.....Helena likes short guys.

I heard that Kered is made of 100% ham.
(I like that icon. Is it new?)

 

[Bugman]

I've been told by reliable soruces that Kered spends a lot of time in his barn at night after the animals have been brought in.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[slacker2114]

This is supposed to be a secret, but did you know Gribble spends most of his free time collecting his neighbor's garbage? He uses it to make his own clothes.

 

[Bugman]

According to several web sites Slacker is a Bengals fan.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[kered]

Many of Buggy's neighbors are missing their mules. With the rising cost of mule skins I wonder what is hidden in his car's trunk? Just a rumor, you understand.

 

[milagros317]

... HDS is actually a purple, two-headed space alien from a distant galaxy. 😱

 

[Perduabo]

I heard that Bugman was the evil entity that bestowed Karl Rove with his unholy powers.

I heard that Millagros is a devout follower of the Angels

I heard that Perdurabo is, in fact, the most recent incarnation of Jonathan Swift.

 

[kered]

....there is a really hot sex video going around the internet of Perduabo and Ann Coulter!!

 

[sasaxrah]

I've been leaning all day.

 

[Perduabo]

It is said that Kered makes Rush Limbaugh's toupees from the molted feathers of his birds

Furthermore, it is said that Slacker is really an upstanding, hard-working member of society....but if anyone asks, you didn't hear it from me.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... kered used to pose for Playgirl. 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Nemesis once worked in Hollywood as a "fluffer"!!

 

[Perduabo]

It is said that Bugman served for a time in the army.....under the authority of a General Washington 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... kered secretly yearns to sodomized by a baseball bat. 😱

 

[milagros317]

... Natural Tickler hates puppies. 😱

 

[Bugman]

It is said that Bugman served for a time in the army.....under the authority of a General Washington 😀

I have it on good authority that Perdurabo has some intresting uses for certain fruits and vegetables which i shall not disclose here.😛 But..you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Perduabo]

I have it on good authority that Bugman has been married over three times, yet still has the same in-laws. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have it on good authority that Bugman has been married over three times, yet still has the same in-laws. 😀

I have been told that when Perduabo visits California he throws himself on the grave of Ronald Reagan,weeping wailing and rending his garments.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Perduabo]

I heard tell that Bugman thinks a proletariat is a type of cheese 🙂

 

[Bugman]

I heard tell that Bugman thinks a proletariat is a type of cheese 🙂

You asshole! I'm laughing so hard i can't think of anything else.But on the morrow i shall have my revenge.

 

[Perduabo]

You asshole! I'm laughing so hard i can't think of anything else.But on the morrow i shall have my revenge.

*grins*

We shall meet on the battlefield then at high noon 😀