Don't tell anyone but..

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... bugman is actually a bug man from a planet of bugs and disguises himself as a human to study human mating rituals.

 

[natural tickler]

I heard that bugman tried to get out of jury duty by telling the judge he had to take his sister to be circumcized😱

 

[Bugman]

*grins*

We shall meet on the battlefield then at high noon 😀

There are said to be pictures of Perdurabo posted on the internet visiting the Nixon grave.I am told he is wearing sackcloth and ashes while he walks back and forth muttering about the good old days.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bugman]

Don't tell anyone but... bugman is actually a bug man from a planet of bugs and disguises himself as a human to study human mating rituals.

My sources tell me that Nemesis is a retired porn star currently in the witness protection program.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bugman]

I heard that bugman tried to get out of jury duty by telling the judge he had to take his sister to be circumcized😱

Some people have told me Natural likes to dress up as Bette Midler and sing tourch songs in seedy lounges.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Perduabo]

You didn't hear it from me, but Bugman is such a republican that he thinks Huey Newton is a type of fig cookie. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... bugman and kered were secretly married on Valentine's Day in Las Vegas after a night of drunken debauchery - kered was the bride.

 

[RobAce]

Don't tell anyone, but I heard that everyone that has posted in this thread besides me has been inserting cat toys into various orifices while humming "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes." at office parties for extra cash.

Rob

 

[Bugman]

Perdurabo seems to spend most of his time at the local general store where is the chairman of the spit and whittle club.You didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bugman]

I'm told Rob can't pass by a large pane of glass without dropping trou and leaving his mark so to speak.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bugman]

As i understand it,before Nemesis goes to bed she takes out her hearing aids and false teeth,then removes her glass eye for safe keeping.You didn't hear this from me.

 

[Perduabo]

I heard Bugman thinks that Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi 😛

 

[RobAce]

I'm told Rob can't pass by a large pane of glass without dropping trou and leaving his mark so to speak.But you didn't hear it from me.

If they didn't hear it from you, they most likely saw it.

I was told that bugman has an affection for chewing tobacco and bluegrass music. He also was once one of the bit players on Hee-Haw.

Rob

 

[Bugman]

I heard Bug Man thinks that Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi 😛

Who invited you into this thread?😛

Perdurabo learned a new word yesterday,mediocre.He is enchanted with the sound of it and determined to achive it.But you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Perduabo]

Who invited you into this thread?😛

Perdurabo learned a new word yesterday,mediocre.He is enchanted with the sound of it and determined to achive it.But you didn't hear it from me.

First of all my friend, I simply have this to say. Go fart peas at the moon! 😛

Furthermore, I hear that Bugman, Kered and Robace have teamed up to bring us the comedic styling of their new Three Stooges routine. (guess which one is Curly and you win a kewpie doll) 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... kered and bugman kidnapped Perduabo for ménage à trois. 😈

 

[Perduabo]

Don't tell anyone but... kered and bugman kidnapped Perduabo for ménage à trois. 😈

It's said that Ticklingemesis has built a small shrine to Bea Arthur in her closet complete with old hair and toenail clippings. She prays over this every night in the wish that her secret desires with Maude will be fulfilled 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

It's said that Ticklingemesis has built a small shrine to Bea Arthur in her closet complete with old hair and toenail clippings. She prays over this every night in the wish that her secret desires with Maude will be fulfilled 😀

Don't tell anyone but... Perduabo can only masturbate to nude pictures of Estelle Harris. 😱

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Perduabo actually sleeps in a cat tent and uses the odor free kitty litter in his own box.


In addition, I hear nemesis is actually her own nemesis.
Freaky huh.

Rob

 

[Perduabo]

Don't tell anyone but... Perduabo can only masturbate to nude pictures of Estelle Harris. 😱

*shudders* I see we're playing dirty now.

Don't tell anyone but I hear that ticklingnemesis keeps a bevy of flying monkeys in her home(ancient crumbling citadel) that obey her every command.

They say some strange babies have been found nearby.....😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Don't tell anyone but... Robace was abducted by aliens and probed in ways too horrifying to repeat.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

*shudders* I see we're playing dirty now.

Don't tell anyone but I hear that ticklingnemesis keeps a bevy of flying monkeys in her home(ancient crumbling citadel) that obey her every command.

They say some strange babies have been found nearby.....😛

Don't tell anyone but... Perduabo enjoys being sodomized by a searing hot cattle prod. 😱

 

[Perduabo]

Don't tell anyone...but they say that Robace parades around in his backyard every night, illuminated only by the moon, dancing to ABBA hits wrapped only in a sarong. 😛

 

[Perduabo]

Don't tell anyone but Ticklngnemesis has found.......other uses for the Medusa head snakes in her sig 😛

 

[Bugman]

Go fart peas at the moon! 😛


Furthermore, I hear that Bugman, Kered and Robace have teamed up to bring us the comedic styling of their new Three Stooges routine. (guess which one is Curly and you win a kewpie doll) 😀

*admits to being intreaged by this idea,and pondering the possiblities.*

Sadly,we had to drop Pokey from the team.He refused to show up for rehearsals.

I hear that despite their best efforts the staff at Perdurabos home are increasingly frustrated with his lack of progress at potty training.You didn't hear this from me.