oooooh, i got one for the record books!
a couple years back, i wanted to get a coule of MTJ Pub magazines, and i was still living at my mother's house (before i discovered the glory of post office boxes.
i ordered the mags, and they should've been delivered in 7 days, and mail comes at like 2:00 pm where i'm at. on the 7th day i got home early to intercept the mail before my mom could get to it. but it never came, and after a week past the due date, i was about to contact MTJ Pub to figure out what the problem was, when my mom was waiting for me at my bedroom door with the question " So you get off on tickling, huh?" then the inevitable "it must be my fault for tickling you when you were young."
come to find out, the magazines came a day early, and when my mom was waiting for me, she searched and discovered my huge tickling stash hidden in a drawer. she went as far as setting up an appointment with a phsyciatrist for an "intervention" meeting. safe to say i never went.
so, she ended up burning my stash of pics and the mags. i figured when your over 18, you don't get your room searched by your parents. wrong. after that, i played it smart, hid all my pics and clips deep in my computer, never printed any more out, and i left a fake stash of regular porn for her to find under my bed in the random searches to come.
so now, she thinks it was just a short "fad" that i past by.