Favorite Movie Quotes

[TheChameleon]

FIGHTCLUB:TylerDurden: "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

again, more fight club...

Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: It isn't?

 

[wk23]

"I know the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans, but this is OUR hill....and these are OUR beans!"
-Leslie Nielsen "Naked Gun"

"You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!"
-Steve Martin "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
Will Ferrell "Old School"

 

[Janus4385]

"Master - Ken, what do you see beyond your fist? Ken, AWAKEN!"
"Ken - My fate"
-Street Fighter - The Animated Movie-

"God is a mean kid with a magnifing glass"
-The Devil's Advocate-

My signature is also from The Devil's Advocate

 

[stel]

"Great Scott!" - Marty
"Yeah, this is really heavy." - Doc

Just a throwaway gag from Back To the Future III, where Marty and the Doc use each other's expressions

"Umm, where's Whistler going?"
- Sneakers, where the blind guy drives away in the truck

 

[SYELLA]

I believe Harvey Korman said, "Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?"

Ah! Thank you kindly,TicklerBart! 😀

 

[jj82277]

"I don't want to wipe everybody out Tom, just my enemies-that's all" the great and honorable, Michael Corleone

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"I'm not going to hurt you honey! I'm not going to hurt you honey! I'M JUST GOING TO BEAT YOUR F*CKING BRAINS OUT!"- Jack Nicholson (The Shining)

 

[Ignatz]

"The Outlaw Josey Wales"

(Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George)
Josey: "Seems like every time I take a liking to somebody, they ain't around very long."
Lone Watie: "I've noticed when you take a disliking to somebody, they ain't around long either."

 

[Salpedon]

Luke Skywalker: I don't believe it!
"That is why you fail." ~Yoda
The Empire Strikes Back

(About Burke.)
"All right. We waste him. No offense." ~Hicks
Aliens

 

[Timewarp]

"My brothers, at long last we stand reunited. The infernal gate has been prepared and the time of our final victory is at hand. Let the way to Hell be open. And the evil that was once vanquished arise awnew. Rapped in the guise of man, shall he walk among the innocent and terror shall consume they who walk the Earth. The skies shall rain fire and the sea shall be as blood. The rightious shall fall before the wicked and all of creation shall tremble before the burning standings of Hell." Mephisto, Diablo 2.

(Technically it's a cinnamatic movie, I think.)

 

[Ignatz]

Chivalry

"I've never struck a woman in my life...not even my own mother!"
--W.C. Fields, in "The Golf Specialist"

 

[Ghost_Host_9991]

A few from the Marx brothers:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know."

"Remember you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

"Hold on to these war plans they're as valuable as your life and that's putting them pretty cheap."

"Hey, the garbage man is here."
"Tell him we don't want any."

I love these guys. No matter how lousy I'm feeling, I can always rely on the Marx brothers to crack me up.

 

[Ignatz]

More Marxism

My favorite is from "A Day at the Races"
The scene is a sanitarium, where Groucho has been treating the rich hypochondriac Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont). She has just been examined by another physician (Sig Ruman)
Sig: I must tell you, Dr. Hackenbush, that Mrs. Rittenhouse is the healthiest woman I've seen.
Groucho: Is that so? Well, you don't look as though you ever met a healthy woman!

 

[diddywc]

"Yo I bet you can't get that girl number... Aite -walks up to the girl and point a gun to her head- B*TCH GIMME YO NUMBER -hands over the number in fear- aite i'll clal you next thursday"

 

[somebody231]

Hmm... I don't know, if I've posted in this thread before... well my favorite movie quote is:

This must be more of Price's spook-house boogieman bullshit! -Donald Blackburn, House on Haunted Hill... good movie, by the way...

 

[Melissa83]

Ok I got one no one thought of..."What do I look like me lad? See the hat? The gold buckles on me shoes? Why im a Leprechaun! A shoemaker by trade. And speaking of shoes, yours could use a shine."

-Warwick Davis, Leprechaun

I saw it when it first came out in like 1993 and was laughing my ass off for almost the entire movie! I sure got my moneys worth!

 

[Ignatz]

"Thank you, Rodolfo, we shan't need the car. We're going to throw up in the park and then walk home."
--Peter O'Toole in "My Favorite Year"

 

[TheRhythmDoctor]

Brian: "Alright, alright! I am the Messiah!"
Crowd: "HE IS! HE IS THE MESSIAH!"
Brian: "Now, FUCK OFF!"
(pause)
Follower: "How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"
--Life of Brian

 

[TheRhythmDoctor]

Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.
--Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

 

[broncogurl]

"Excuse me? I believe you have my stapler." - Milton from Office Space

"Yo, this motherf*cker ain't one of us! He said he'd f*ck a sheep!" - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Yeah, try not to suck any dick on the way out to the parking lot!" - Clerks

"Would it be better if I went back to pretending I was your sister?"
"I'm your sister! I'm your sister!" - Joe Dirt

lol I like perverted comedy lines. 😛

 

[avidler]

A couple from one of the coolest movies of all time - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
"Wait! We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"How long can we maintain i wonder. How long before one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy. This lonely desert was the last known home of the manson family. i wonder if he will make this grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about giant bats and manta rays coming down onto the car. If he does, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. Because it goes without saying we can't turn him loose. He'd report us to some outback nazi law enforcement agency and they'd run us down like dogs. Holy shit. Did i say that? Or think it? Am I speaking?"
Dr Gonzo looks around and reassures the terrified hitchhiker:
"Don't worry man, he's just admiring the shape of your skull!"

 

[Tickler Bart]

Dracula - "To die . . . To be REALLY dead. . . . That must be glorious."
Mina Harker - "Why, Count."
Dracula - "There are far worse things awaiting man . . . than death."

Bela Lugosi & Helen Chandler from 'Dracula" - 1931

 

[wk23]

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!!!!"

Rebecca De Mornay - Wedding Crashers