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Ezekiel 25:17: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Valley of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And, I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And, you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Pulp Fiction
Pulp Fiction
ticklingfeet4fu
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Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own
" Are you Crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying in baseball. No Crying."
Umpire comes over to the dugout and says " What's the problem Jimmy?"
" She's crying, sir"
Umpire replys, "Perhaps you chastise her to vehemently. Good rule of thumb treat these women as you would treat your own mother. "
Jimmy Dugan nods( played by Tom Hanks ), " Do you know you look like a penis with that hat on? "
Umpire throws him out of the game.
" Are you Crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying in baseball. No Crying."
Umpire comes over to the dugout and says " What's the problem Jimmy?"
" She's crying, sir"
Umpire replys, "Perhaps you chastise her to vehemently. Good rule of thumb treat these women as you would treat your own mother. "
Jimmy Dugan nods( played by Tom Hanks ), " Do you know you look like a penis with that hat on? "
Umpire throws him out of the game.
Ignatz
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Josey: Seems like every time I take a liking to somebody, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I've noticed when you take a disliking to somebody they ain't around long, either.
Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw, Josey Wales"
Lone Watie: I've noticed when you take a disliking to somebody they ain't around long, either.
Clint Eastwood and Chief Dan George in "The Outlaw, Josey Wales"
tickleterror
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We are not guys, we are extremly hot chicks with large breasts.
dude wheres my car
dude wheres my car
tickleterror
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this parrot is no more
and now for something completely different monty python
and now for something completely different monty python
ticklingfeet4fu
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Tom Hanks again in A League Of Their Own
" Baseball lights you up. It gets inside you . You can't deny that."
" Baseball lights you up. It gets inside you . You can't deny that."
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Now You're Talkin'!
1) This ain't no Women & Children this time Genrl', It's Sioux & Cheyanne Warriors & by the Time They're Finished w/ You There Won't Be Nuthin' Left But A Greasy Spot; So you Go Down There...If You Got The Guts!
AND
"Take Care of My Grandson here, & see that he doesn't go Crazy"
-Little Big Man
2) Zeppo: "You Excelency, The Workers of Freedonia are Demanding Shorter Hours."
Rufus T. Firefly: "OK, We'll Give Em' Shorter Hours; We'll Cut Their Lunch Hour to 20 Minutes!" -Duck Soup
3)"It's The Stuff That Dreams are Made Of"
-Maltese Falcon
4) Lord Mayor: "It's Uncanny; You Look Like THE ORIGINALS"
John : "We ARE THE ORIGINALS" John Lennon / Yellow Submarine
5) "Why You Lamebrains..........." Moe
6) "You've Done Well To Keep So Much Hair When So Many's After It; I Hope ...You Will fare Well."
AND
"...Soon as ya get THAT one skinned Pilgrim, I'll bring ya another."
-Bear Claw/ Jerimiah Johnson
7) "Any Woman who spends her time makin a lotta men happy 'stead of one man miserable sure gets my vote." John Wayne / North to Alaska
8) Danaher: "This is a Fight I'd come a long way to see"
Thornton:"I hope you can stick around for the end of it."
AND
"Your INLAWS are comin ta se ya Squire, Darlin'." -The Quiet Man
9) "I'll be Your Huckleberry."
AND
"He was just too high strung; the strain was more than he could bear...Oh, I wasn't as Sick as I Let On." -Doc Holiday / Tombstone
And One Of My FAVORITES:
10) " IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING." -Mel Brooks/ History of the World
HORRAY FOR HOLL-E-WOOD!!
BUGSY
1) This ain't no Women & Children this time Genrl', It's Sioux & Cheyanne Warriors & by the Time They're Finished w/ You There Won't Be Nuthin' Left But A Greasy Spot; So you Go Down There...If You Got The Guts!
AND
"Take Care of My Grandson here, & see that he doesn't go Crazy"
-Little Big Man
2) Zeppo: "You Excelency, The Workers of Freedonia are Demanding Shorter Hours."
Rufus T. Firefly: "OK, We'll Give Em' Shorter Hours; We'll Cut Their Lunch Hour to 20 Minutes!" -Duck Soup
3)"It's The Stuff That Dreams are Made Of"
-Maltese Falcon
4) Lord Mayor: "It's Uncanny; You Look Like THE ORIGINALS"
John : "We ARE THE ORIGINALS" John Lennon / Yellow Submarine
5) "Why You Lamebrains..........." Moe
6) "You've Done Well To Keep So Much Hair When So Many's After It; I Hope ...You Will fare Well."
AND
"...Soon as ya get THAT one skinned Pilgrim, I'll bring ya another."
-Bear Claw/ Jerimiah Johnson
7) "Any Woman who spends her time makin a lotta men happy 'stead of one man miserable sure gets my vote." John Wayne / North to Alaska
8) Danaher: "This is a Fight I'd come a long way to see"
Thornton:"I hope you can stick around for the end of it."
AND
"Your INLAWS are comin ta se ya Squire, Darlin'." -The Quiet Man
9) "I'll be Your Huckleberry."
AND
"He was just too high strung; the strain was more than he could bear...Oh, I wasn't as Sick as I Let On." -Doc Holiday / Tombstone
And One Of My FAVORITES:
10) " IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING." -Mel Brooks/ History of the World
HORRAY FOR HOLL-E-WOOD!!
BUGSY
tickleterror
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Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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"You don't really know much about Halloween. You've thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3000 years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children.
Sacrifice. It's part of our world, our 'craft'. Witchcraft. It's time again. In the end, we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do..."
--From "Halloween III"
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"Lo, there do I see my father.....lo there, do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers....lo there, do i see the line of my people back to the beginning...lo, they do call to me, and bid me join them...in the Halls of Valhalla...where the brave shall live....FOREVER!"
The 13th Warrior
The 13th Warrior
In the 1940 film Torrid Zone James Cagney and Ann Sheridan are having a heated argument. Finally she gets so mad at him she picks up a plate full of sandwiches and hurls it at him. Never losing his cool he ducks, snatches a sandwich off the plate as it passes, takes a bite and says:
"Next time, more mustard."
"Next time, more mustard."
Quotes from HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
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Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
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Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?
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[Shootout in the missile room]
Captain Ramius: Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Jack Ryan: Right.
[Moves closer to enemy, who fires several shots at him]
Jack Ryan: *I* have to be careful what *I* shoot at?
Jack Ryan: [to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.
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Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
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Jeffrey Pelt: You slammed the door on the General pretty hard, didn't you?
Jack Ryan: That was not my intention.
Jeffrey Pelt: Oh, yes, it was! He was patronizing you, and you stomped on him! And in my opinion, he deserved it!
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Andrei Bonovia: There is another matter... one I'm reluctant to ...
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Please.
Andrei Bonovia: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time.
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
Captain Ramius: I suppose.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?
Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.
Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
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Capt. Bart Mancuso: My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on playmate of the month.
*********************************************************
Captain Ramius: You're afraid of our fleet. Well, you should be. Personally, I'd give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?
*********************************************************
[Shootout in the missile room]
Captain Ramius: Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
Jack Ryan: Right.
[Moves closer to enemy, who fires several shots at him]
Jack Ryan: *I* have to be careful what *I* shoot at?
Jack Ryan: [to himself] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.
*********************************************************
Jeffrey Pelt: Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops. But it also means I keep my options open.
*********************************************************
Jeffrey Pelt: You slammed the door on the General pretty hard, didn't you?
Jack Ryan: That was not my intention.
Jeffrey Pelt: Oh, yes, it was! He was patronizing you, and you stomped on him! And in my opinion, he deserved it!
*********************************************************
Andrei Bonovia: There is another matter... one I'm reluctant to ...
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Please.
Andrei Bonovia: One of our submarines, an Alfa, was last reported in the area of the Grand Banks. We have not heard from her for some time.
Dr. Jeffrey Pelt: Andrei, you've lost another submarine?
from all about eve "fasten your seatbelts its going to be a bumpy night" curtesy of betty davis
from midnight cowboy "hey i'm walking here, bang i'm walking here" dustin hoffman
from cool hand luke "what we have here is failure to communicate"
isabeau
from midnight cowboy "hey i'm walking here, bang i'm walking here" dustin hoffman
from cool hand luke "what we have here is failure to communicate"
isabeau
"I know" - Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tennhauser Gate... all these moments will be lost like... tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner
"What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?" - Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tennhauser Gate... all these moments will be lost like... tears in rain. Time to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner
"What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?" - Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian
Hell'sTickler
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." Hannibal Lecter The Silence of the Lambs
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." John McClane Die Hard
"Get busy living or get busy dying. That's god damn right." Red The Shawshank Redemption
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." Alex De Large A Clockwork Orange
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" William Wallace Braveheart
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya The Princess Bride.
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria." Peter Venkman Ghostbusters
"Hakuna Matata, it means no worries" Pumbaa The Lion King
"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." John McClane Die Hard
"Get busy living or get busy dying. That's god damn right." Red The Shawshank Redemption
"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence." Alex De Large A Clockwork Orange
"Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!" William Wallace Braveheart
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo." Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Full Metal Jacket
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Inigo Montoya The Princess Bride.
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria." Peter Venkman Ghostbusters
"Hakuna Matata, it means no worries" Pumbaa The Lion King
Ghostbusters rocks!
"Back off man - I'm a scientist" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ASS!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"I'll take Ms Barrett back to her apartment and check her out..." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"Yes, it's true. This man has no penis." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it! Let's do it!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
And some more '80s quotes...
"1.21 jigowatts! 1.21 jigowatts - Great Scott!" - Doc Brown, Back to the Future
"Hey you guys!" - Slough, The Goonies
"I feel the need... the need for SPEED!" - Maverick & Goose, Top Gun
"Nice beaver" - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
"By the way, I faked every orgasm." - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
"Back off man - I'm a scientist" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ASS!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"I'll take Ms Barrett back to her apartment and check her out..." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"Yes, it's true. This man has no penis." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
"I love this plan! I'm happy to be a part of it! Let's do it!" - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
And some more '80s quotes...
"1.21 jigowatts! 1.21 jigowatts - Great Scott!" - Doc Brown, Back to the Future
"Hey you guys!" - Slough, The Goonies
"I feel the need... the need for SPEED!" - Maverick & Goose, Top Gun
"Nice beaver" - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
"By the way, I faked every orgasm." - Frank Drebin, The Naked Gun
