Find out how you will die.......

[NitroAndMercury]

Real Name:

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

NitroAndMercury:

A carbon monoxide leak in your home kills you peacefully in your sleep.

 

[Mastertank1]

That site is totally bogus;

Under Vae:

"A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change."

I think it just called you a cheap hooker.

It's a paraphrase of an ancient one-liner;

"Your honor, the deceased called her a two bit hooker, and she beat him to death with a bag of quarters."

Totally undeserved!
Boo hiss boo to the site.

 

[Mastertank1]

I will die of exhaustion....

...after all the TMF ladies I've invited to visit me in Pittsburgh finally take me up on it; all at the same time!

But at least I'll die fulfilled and happy. 🙄

 

[alchemy]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

Wow....um.....ok, that's a little creepy.

 

[isabeau]

under my real name

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

under isabeau



Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun

 

[german]

German:
"While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death."

Kust:
"You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street."

Real Name:
"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons."

OK um......I might just stay in my house from now on and drink liquid meals, at least I am not pregnant.

Kust

 

[Mz Chaos]

Good Lord! I'll certainly have to keep an eye out for irate butchers!

"After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue."

 

[lk70]

Not at all like me:

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

EXACTLY like me:

The Daddy Is . . .The Pool Guy. Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

 

[Tamia78]

Omg!!!

Announcing the arrival of:

Kyle Christopher Herman -13lbs 6oz.

Can you guess who the Daddy is? hint--He was caught masturbating in public...no WONDER I got pregnant!

Oh yeah, and Pee Wee he ISN'T!!!

--T

 

[Amanda]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw."

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The scary thing is that i do have depression.... OMG WHAT IF ITS RIGHT?!?!?!

 

[DannyMc]

The Death Psychic didn't allow me to get a prediction ... YEA .........I'm off the hook!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tamia78]

The Death Psychic didn't allow me to get a prediction ... YEA .........I'm off the hook!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, that just means death is imminent.....Nice knowin ya! You will be missed..........

 

[isabeau]

The Death Psychic didn't allow me to get a prediction ... YEA .........I'm off the hook!!!!!!!!!!

o brother..... 😛

 

[DannyMc]

Well Tamia .....A few more opinions couldn't hurt . Dont want to throw in the towel just yet !!!

 

[DannyMc]

My Dear Izzy

So a second opinion from the peanut gallery....... You and Tamia , to you both I say..... "Oh Brother" ......hahaha

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Real Name:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.

ticklingnemesis:
While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.

Never been to a teppanyaki grill and now, never will.
As for the serial killer, there's no way to prevent that. Sulfuric acid! Yuck!

For the pregnancy tester: it says I'll have a baby girl, Hayley Melissa Schwarzenegger, on Christmas day of this year. She'll weight 6 lbs. 10 oz., 21 inches long. And yes, the Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger is the father. Though, they told me not to feel bad, I was just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I don't much like this result.

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

 

[Goodieluver]

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

EDIT-Wow, i did my name and my handle here, both same death...im doomed

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I don't much like this result.

Lol, Mils it is better than having sex with old MJ and having a baby with him....though I will admit that little Natalie is adorable!

 

[kered]

I don't much like this result.

Well Mils, great minds die alike......um....you go first.

 

[Mz Chaos]

Oh Hey... this is more like it...
My TMF name got me this...
"While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult."

 

[Strider]

"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode."

Man, I hate it when that happens.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I am afraid to even try it but if i had a choice it would be in my sleep

 

[Mufasa]

under my real name-
"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe."

as Mufasa-
"While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly."

hmmm...i was thinking more along the lines of gettin dropped off a cliff into a herd of wildebeasts. i wonder why...

 

[Tamia78]

Man....what's the deal with all the crazed maniacs in hardware stores???? I'm gonna stay away from them from now on. And I thought the KITCHEN was the most dangerous place.....

--T