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Find out how you will die.......
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slap'n'ticklee
2nd Level Orange Feather
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Niiice!!!
My first name only;
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.
My first name and surname;
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
As slap'n'ticklee;
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
Wonder which one comes true, mwahahaha
My first name only;
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.
My first name and surname;
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
As slap'n'ticklee;
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
Wonder which one comes true, mwahahaha
Excess
3rd Level Indigo Feather
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Real name:
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
My screen name:
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
Funny thing is, I've always wanted to to go skydiving....
While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
My screen name:
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
Funny thing is, I've always wanted to to go skydiving....
Darkknight
4th Level Yellow Feather
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Real name- "Your son, who is sick of being over-disciplined, attacks you in your sleep with a knife, stabbing you repeatedly."
Damn kids today, so angry.
DK
Damn kids today, so angry.
DK
Actual Name:
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
(actually that sounds possible given my karma/luck) 😛
Dionysus:
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
(shouldnt that read the other way 'round??)
While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.
(actually that sounds possible given my karma/luck) 😛
Dionysus:
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
(shouldnt that read the other way 'round??)
Dussicar
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Mufasa said:
Sounds perfectly fine to me.
Hmmmm. What should I choose?
On one hand, a car crash would probably be quick. But I think being anally rammed by a garden hoe until I bleed to death might just be a little more up my alley.
Now to convince fate that this is for the best...
Mastertank1
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Dussicar said:
Please, please tell me that was NOT a deliberate pun. Please!
Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
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It told me I will die when...
All of the thousands of innocent people to whem I have told miserable puns over the years will catch up with me and take thier just vengeance by throwing poisoned darts at me.
All of the thousands of innocent people to whem I have told miserable puns over the years will catch up with me and take thier just vengeance by throwing poisoned darts at me.
giggleygirl25
2nd Level Red Feather
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under giggleygirl25:
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.
and under my real name:
A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
gee those are cheerful lol hehehe
Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.
and under my real name:
A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
gee those are cheerful lol hehehe
Under Drew, my real name
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
Under dman68
While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.
That site is hilarious!!
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.
Under dman68
While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.
That site is hilarious!!
CitY of MicA
1st Level Orange Feather
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under my assumed name:
A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
Phew! I thought I was going to have to endure one of those slow, painful deaths
.
A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
Phew! I thought I was going to have to endure one of those slow, painful deaths
.Using "Mimi"....
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
Using my real name...
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
....either of those are pretty damn plausible in my case!
Oh and Excess, your signature cracks me up!!
Mimi 😀
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.
Using my real name...
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.
....either of those are pretty damn plausible in my case!
Oh and Excess, your signature cracks me up!!
Mimi 😀
