Woo hoo!!
*retrieves roll of "real elvish rope ®" and wraps it tightly around HDS's ankles. In an affort to save time ties his wrists together quickly behind his back*
Yes, rintek wuuk is translated as "spicy dog meat," with the meat cubed and served in spicy peanut sauce 🙂 I have never personally eaten it, being a vegetarian, but I love to use the reference to startle unsuspecting young grocery-store employees 😀
*Picks up Zatochi Sword and cracks it over both K and Ness* Note: The Zatochi sword is designed as a thick walking stick concealing a full-size straight samurai-type blade. And yes, I do own one. 😛