Happy Chinese New Year to ALL!

[Kalamos]

That's not nice of you to say that.

I got... nasal cavities.


And they are sexy. Under their own fashion.

 

[nessonite1]

Being skelital he also has neither brain nor blood. And since both of those are required to be rendered unconscious by a blow to the head I think you mat have failed.

 

[Kalamos]

Ah the joys of undeath...

Technically speaking, I'm held together by a brooding passion with defies death and defeats natural laws.

...

Didn't know I had such a HUGE fetish. 😀 😀 😀

 

[SyDemon1]

There's turtle soup all over Singapore actually, but rest assured Todoe ain't gonna be in one of them!

*Notice HDS creating music on K*

Hey let me join in.

*Picks up my drum sticks and proceeds to do a solo on K's scapulas* 😎

 

[SyDemon1]

Suddenly beginning to have an image of what K looks like now...perhaps I'll draw it when time permits.

 

[Kalamos]

Steer clear of me! I'm not a drum either!


Livings...
No respect for the sadly departed.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Thwacks Ness again* The dead do not feel emotion or concern in any way. Therefore, by caring about those using you as a musical instrument, you invalidate your undead state.

 

[Kalamos]

That's my point: the DEAD.

Being UNdead, I get feelings too! Just because I don't have a blood pump, it doesn't mean I am heartless...

And besides, you are tone deaf.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That is an untruth. And if you are undead, somewhere nearby lies the source of your awakening....perhaps a necromancer....

 

[Kalamos]

Ever heard of Revenants? That's spontaneous undeath.

And besides, I've been murdered - recall it?
I'm undead by sheer will alone. A wandering soul bound [er...] to this plane until I will avenge that heinous crime.

...

Does my new sig show up?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Nope.

Ahh yes....I forgot about those guys.....And when were you murdered? I missed that....

 

[Kalamos]

Dunno. Lately. Just decayed...

MY SIG DOESN'T SHOW UP!?

Oh crap! Cazzo! ... and I won't go further.
Families are watching this show.

Ness, how do you get yours to show up?

Aw...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

lol, sometimes SmartGroups can be a pain. 😛

 

[Kalamos]

Somehow I ... hope... I managed to fix it.
Not sure, though.

Smartgroups can be a pain... And english isn't just enough to express my feelings about it.

You should really try and cuss in italian. Much more satisfactory...

 

[Kalamos]

I got killed on a grassy knoll. It was a shame, I was worth of fame. It won't be the same. Don't you forget my name.

 

[Kalamos]

Trolls taste funky.

 

[nessonite1]

*wakes up and claps wildly for the poem*

*mutters something indistingushable*

*falls back down before she can be hit again*

 

[Kalamos]

Nessonite tastes weird too.

...

And that was sure a fast food...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Applauds poetic perfection*

Siggy works, yes it does. And K, when are you actually going to eat? 😛

 

[Kalamos]

In about 10-15 minutes.
Why?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

You seem deprived of nutrition.