Have a bite with the Shark...Ask me stuff

[Brucetheshark]

What's the greatest lesson you ever had to learn the hard way?

This would be that I wasn't good enough to play in the NFL...and that that's OK. My life will not be a waste because of this.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Sounds to me like she's trying to be the boss of you. Time to show her "the business", don't you agree? 😀

I didn't read into it that way. However, because she's breathing, adorable and wants me to, I certainly will show her "the business"...right after I deal with you, young lady! x 24,893. 😀

 

[Brucetheshark]

whut up my brother??

Not my weight. I'm under 260 lbs. for the first time in like 3 years...and STILL losing. Hope things are well where you are, and not too windy.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Who would you like to give an absolute stomping to?

No one, really. Haven't been that upset at anyone like that for a LONG time.

Would you like me to learn you some fancy moves to go with your obvious size advantage next we're together?

Very much so. I actually had been meaning to ask you that very question. So, yes I would.

 

[Brucetheshark]

Why does it still work for you with me (if it still does)?

Reason #1: You're you. I love you.
Reason #2: You genuinely share the interest as deeply as I do.
Reason #3: I know EXACTLY what you need, when you need it and how to give that to you.
Reason #4: You let me paddle you.
Reason #5: "She's got an ass that'll knock your Aunt Connie's socks off!"

This, of course, is just a summary. But, I believe it hits all of the necessary elements.

 

[paracarl44]

I take it that you're more into paddling than tickling?

 

[Brucetheshark]

I take it that you're more into paddling than tickling?

Yes. But, tickling rocks. I've really come to enjoy that as play.

 

[BellaRisa]

This, of course, is just a summary. But, I believe it hits all of the necessary elements.

Indeed. I love you


If you could choose the costumes of 3 TMF girls for Bella Bash 2011 (besides me, lol), what would they be and why?

 

[Snail Shell]

I'm-a visit BlackestLily in about two weeks and I gots the mini-rhino and fireguardian right now for another three days. Anything you'd like me to pass along?

 

[Jason Reborn]

Dudes are off limits.

Totally understandable, bro. So, bitten anyone recently? How did that come about?

 

[Brucetheshark]

Indeed. I love you


If you could choose the costumes of 3 TMF girls for Bella Bash 2011 (besides me, lol), what would they be and why?

Just three? You're setting me up, you know! I love ALL of the girls/women that come to the Bash and I'm sure they'll all look marvelous this November.

 

[Brucetheshark]

I'm-a visit BlackestLily in about two weeks and I gots the mini-rhino and fireguardian right now for another three days. Anything you'd like me to pass along?

Pass along that I miss them and can't wait to see them...and give each one a good smack on the fanny for me, just in case they need it. 😉

 

[Brucetheshark]

Totally understandable, bro. So, bitten anyone recently? How did that come about?

I'm not into literally biting folks, that's more of a play on the "Bruce the shark" name. But, spanking? That's been lifelong and I can't wait to "bite" someone very soon. Right, Mrs. Brady?

 

[BellaRisa]

Just three? You're setting me up, you know! I love ALL of the girls/women that come to the Bash and I'm sure they'll all look marvelous this November.

Um, I expected you'd just describe three costumes you'd like to see, not three specific girls, hon; try it that way 🙂

 

[Snail Shell]

After seeing Black Swan, who deserves a spanking more; Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?

 

[BellaRisa]

After seeing Black Swan

 

[Snail Shell]

Any movie that has a Portman/Kunis lesbian scene (or three) appeals to all men, regardless of how loud, blindly or obnoxiously they cheer for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

ANSWER THE QUESTION!





...

Oh and while I have you, TropicThunder, fireguardian and tklee88 all gladly accepted the spankings sent on your behalf and look forward to seeing you again too. ^_^

 

[Brucetheshark]

Any movie that has a Portman/Kunis lesbian scene (or three) appeals to all men, regardless of how loud, blindly or obnoxiously they cheer for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Mrs. Brady is right. Haven't seen it. Probably won't. But, being the opportunist that I am, I'LL SPANK THEM BOTH! 😀.

Oh and while I have you,

Not sure what kind of sick thoughts you have, but you'll never have me.

TropicThunder, fireguardian and tklee88 all gladly accepted the spankings sent on your behalf and look forward to seeing you again too. ^_^

THIS is why you're the man! Many thanks.

 

[BellaRisa]

Are there any movies that have come out in the last year or two that you do hope to see at some point? (Besides Cars 2, I know about that one)

 

[Snail Shell]

Not sure what kind of sick thoughts you have, but you'll never have me.

Weirdo.

SS

 

[natural tickler]

looks like we will have football this year....


just what would you do if there was no football??

 

[Snail Shell]

If you were offered ownership of the Baltimore Ravens, would you take it? Why/why not?

Can you peel and eat a banana without using your hands?

Should the mochalicious one make haste to Canada for vacation next year, would you make an attempt to join her?

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Jesus turned water into wine with a miracle. Could you turn water into wine with a spanking?

SS

 

[tklee88]

As per filthyweasel...What the FUCK are you doing on this forum??? 😀

 

[TropicThunder]

What would happen if I bit the Shark?

 

[Snail Shell]

How much trouble is TropicThunder in?