A red and blue striped golf umbrella?
The entire Bolivian Navy on manoeuvres in the South Pacific? (Sorry, Red Dwarf references; along with the off-duty Czech traffic warden).
Unholy crap?
A pen?
Your dinner?
A jackpot-winning lottery ticket?
The keys to Fort Knox?
George W. Bush's brain?
The Omniverse?
A bible?
An empty plate?
A complete set of autographs from the England team starting lineup for the 1966 World Cup Final?
Something of incomprehensible power that is always completely overlooked because it's appearance is so innocuous as to render it practically unnoticeable to the human eye? 😛
You know...I dont think he expected this many guesses! Maybe he's not answering cause it would take too long to ead through them all and pick out the winner? XD
C'mon, Goodie! We either got it or we need a hint!