MistressValerie1
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Hungarian21
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ROLF😀 where did you find that?
Hungarian21
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an old joke can still be new.....:happy:
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words and music by Mike Cross
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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A favorite of mine from listening to Dr. Demento way-back-when. Actually listning to tapes my parents had made of his broadcast way-way-way-back-when. Does the good Dr. still do his show?
Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
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A favorite of mine from listening to Dr. Demento way-back-when. Actually listning to tapes my parents had made of his broadcast way-way-way-back-when. Does the good Dr. still do his show?
Goodieluver
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Ok new one, what am i drinking right now
nessonite1
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Root Beer!
nessonite1
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Oh he has a website? Sweet...I actually never thought to look him up online XD
he was such a staple of my childhood that I guess my subconscious just assumed he didn't exsist in the modern world XD Weird...
Odd that it wont let me find a radio station that airs his show here. And he doesnt broadcast online *sob!*.
Anyway...guessage...
Iced tea?
Pina Colada?
Cat vomit?
he was such a staple of my childhood that I guess my subconscious just assumed he didn't exsist in the modern world XD Weird...
Odd that it wont let me find a radio station that airs his show here. And he doesnt broadcast online *sob!*.
Anyway...guessage...
Iced tea?
Pina Colada?
Cat vomit?
Goodieluver
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::just looks at ness and wants to slap her for the cat vomit comment::
(hey, its funny on south park the movie when terrence slaps brook shields)
(hey, its funny on south park the movie when terrence slaps brook shields)
Hungarian21
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XD YES! Round two has begun! 😀
Coke?
Apple Juice?
Peach Juice?
Orange juice?
......juice? 😛
water? :happy:
Coke?
Apple Juice?
Peach Juice?
Orange juice?
......juice? 😛
water? :happy:
Goodieluver
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wk23 said:
:awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe: :awe:
Hot dog......we have a weiner....
Rc was right before i had a pbr, are you a witch?
Hungarian21
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wk23 said:
.......in some cultures...😛
Goodieluver
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all i ever drink is rc, but still thats scary
nessonite1
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ewwww...RC Cola? That crap's nothing but sugar and corbonation *barf*
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I like tonic water mixed with orange juice (aka "Tallahassee tonic").
Goodieluver
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nessonite said:
Drank it all my life, i dont drink water
Maybe this is why im single 🙁
