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How Blonde Was She?.......

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
One day a blonde calls her friend and says, "I need you to come over and help me solve this jigsaw puzzle."

He says, "What's it a puzzle of?"

She replies, "From the box, it looks like a tiger."

So, thinking himself to be a rather good puzzle person, he shows up at her house and she shows him to the table where all of the puzzle pieces are scattered across the table.

The friend takes a look at the puzzle pieces, and then at the box, then back at the pieces, then turns to his blonde friend and says:

"First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.

"Secondly, go get a cup of coffee, and put all of these pieces back in the Frosted Flakes box."
 
isabeau said:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

No not grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......but grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!

(that's the way Tony the Tiger always said it Izzy......) 🙄
 
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