I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not telling tawdry tall tales here. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not posting from Uganda.

 

[milagros317]

I am not vilifying people here. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not wishing for a new car

 

[milagros317]

I am not Xerxes, King of Persia, reincarnated. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not yelling about anything at the moment

 

[milagros317]

I am not zooming down the highway in a BMW. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not amazing at most sports

 

[milagros317]

I am not butchering buffalo, beef, or lamb at the moment. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not complaining about the weahter

 

[Bugman]

I am not pounding a large drum. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not dumb. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not eager to finish the work week

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frisky French firefighters for free fried frozen food. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not going to alliterate

 

[milagros317]

I am not heaving a cinderblock out the window onto the pedestrians below. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not living in an igloo.

 

[milagros317]

I am not jealous of Mistress Zara's other clients. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not kissing milagros. 😛

 

[Artoo]

I am not lounging around 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I am not Milagros317!

 

[Artoo]

I am not not using double negatives!

 

[Bugman]

I am not mentoring mice. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not narrow-minded. 😀

 

[Artoo]

I am not orderly.