I am not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not in a zoo.

 

[USATKLR]

I am not ALONE

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not a half shark, quarter pig, quarter dog mutant.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not beating anyone up.

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not conversing in swahili

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not dying, thank goodness! 😀

 

[wishfoot88]

i am not energetic right now......i am tired

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not falling down the stairs.

 

[milagros317]

I am not growing green German grapes to make wine. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not helping a murderer bury the body. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not intentionally ignoring intelligent Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not juggling bowling balls.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kicking knowledgeable kangaroos in the arse. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not leasing land in Lapland. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I am not making multiple Mickey Mouse cartoons. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not naked. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I am not opposed to your getting naked. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I am not putting porcupines in my pocket.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quoting Queen Elizabeth II in this post. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not......

raising a ruchus in Richmond.

 

[milagros317]

I am not swiftly slicing soggy Swiss cheese. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am not telling tall tales.

 

[milagros317]

I am not underhanded. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......

eating vanilla cookies.

 

[Artoo]

I am not wanking my willy.