I am not thread

[paracarl44]

I am not............................

in Jacksonville, Florida.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not losing.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

in Maine.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not a Newt.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....................

in Pakistan.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not....................

in Russia.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I am not touching.

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................

underground in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

I am not voluntarily vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................

on a Wagon Train in Wyoming.

 

[milagros317]

I am not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

painting yellow lines on highways.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

painting yellow lines on highways.

 

[milagros317]

I am not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

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I am not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not..........................

baking bread in a brick oven in Baltimore.

 

[milagros317]

I am not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am not devastated by the new inches of snow

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.........................

eating yellow snow.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not.......................

the GREEN GIANT.