I have never

[Carsomyr]

I have never done illegal drugs, no matter what some may suspect XD

 

[drewskee]

I have never done a kegstand.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never died from alcohol poisoning

 

[drewskee]

I've never done more than 5 shots of hard liquor in one sitting.

 

[AmandaBear]

I have never done illegal drugs, no matter what some may suspect XD

Pssh...🙄

I have never died from alcohol poisoning

You lieeeee....you lieeeeeeeeeeeee!

I have never been kissed. =(

 

[drewskee]

I have never been kissed. =(

You poor, POOR thing. 🙁

I have never been to Africa.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never owned a Cambodian House Slave, even if I claimed to in one of my essays in English Class.

 

[drewskee]

I have never owned a Cambodian House Slave, even if I claimed to in one of my essays in English Class.

Sounds like a rather interesting essay. What was the topic?

I have never owned a slave of any kind.

 

[Carsomyr]

Sounds like a rather interesting essay. What was the topic?

We were supposed to write a short recommendation to one of our friends about "a random item of our choice", so maybe "essay" is the wrong word. Anyway, I didn't like the assignment, so I let my teacher know it. Afterwards she was all like "rawr! Irony not accepted!" but I didn't give a damn


I have never taken school seriously 🙄

 

[drewskee]

Haha, nice.

I have never graduated from college.

 

[AmandaBear]

You poor, POOR thing. 🙁

I have never been to Africa.

Me likez sympathiez. =D

I have never been to a school dance...totally skipped prom in favor of going to college a year early.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never been to a prom either, because I had to sit in a meeting with a buncha' politicians that day.

 

[drewskee]

I have never had sex on a first date.

 

[AmandaBear]

Politicians, Carso? xD

It's good that you have morals, Drew. 😉

I have never broken my leg....but my mom did....when I was 10 years old.

 

[Carsomyr]

Politicians, Carso? xD

lol, yes. Don't ask, but there were lots of them. XD


I have never smuggled vegetables into Norway

 

[AmandaBear]

lol, yes. Don't ask, but there were lots of them. XD


I have never smuggled vegetables into Norway

That sounds fun! >:3

I have never kissed a merwolf...*snicker*

 

[drewskee]

It's good that you have morals, Drew. 😉

Those "morals" are the reason why my life is so boring now.

I have never gone skydiving.

 

[AmandaBear]

Those "morals" are the reason why my life is so boring now.

I have never gone skydiving.

Aw, I wouldn't say that. Any day can be exciting if you've got the right mindset.

I have never been to Disneyland...Disney World I have been to, however.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been shot at.

 

[AmandaBear]

Never been to a bar or a pub.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been a member of a motorcycle gang.

 

[AmandaBear]

I've never been in a fight.

 

[drewskee]

I have never walked on a tightrope.

 

[AmandaBear]

I've never ridden a unicycle.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I have never kissed a lion.