I have never

[drewskee]

I have never been to a rave.

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

i have never smashed a guitar

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet antelope. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have never been to Brazil.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet beaver. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a beaver.

...and if you think that sounds wrong then you have a dirty mind! 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have never owned a beaver hat.

 

[drewskee]

I have never pet a skunk.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never battled it out with a lion.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Minnesota.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet cougar. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Tijuana.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet donkey. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Oklahoma.

 

[ViperGTS]

I have never posted a pic of my penis on the internet.

Until today. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet elephant. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never had a pet squirrel.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet ferret. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never set a cat on fire.

 

[c7_assassin]

I have never set any cute animals on fire.

 

[drewskee]

I have never set any ugly animals on fire. 😀

 

[McNoodle]

I have never waterskiied barefoot.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never water skied.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to outer space.

 

[c7_assassin]

I have never been in a submarine.