I have never

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never super glued a kid to a see saw.

 

[drewskee]

I have never smoked crack.

 

[paracarl44]

I've never used cocaine.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet koala. 😀

 

[Tamia78]

I have never met a decent guy.

 

[fordtech30]

Never met a sane woman.

 

[Jerry67911]

i have never been gang tickled by 3 women for an hour

 

[adrenalayna]

I have never ghost rode the whip

 

[McNoodle]

I have never para-sailed

 

[paracarl44]

I have never scuba dived.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet llama. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never been on a motorcycle.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet monkey. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never eaten a dog.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet nematode. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never watched an episode of Arrested Development.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet owl.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Tibet.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet panther. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Egypt.

 

[McNoodle]

I have never played in the WSOP.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Uzbekistan.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never pinched a stranger's nipples.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Scotland.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never eaten a sandwich in Bullet Time.