I have never

[paracarl44]

I have never..............................

junked a jalopy in Jacksonville.

 

[datickler]

I have never kept a kettle of corn in my cellar

 

[milagros317]

I have never lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[datickler]

I have never mangled my motor vehicle on the motorway

 

[milagros317]

I have never nervously nimbly named numerous names to a Congressional committee. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have never......................

opened oysters in Oregon.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never pushed anyone in front of a bus. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have never................

been to Quito, Ecuador.

 

[milagros317]

I have never really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have never........................................

been to Sweden or Switzerland.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never tickled a Swedish nurse, but I'm not opposed to it.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never been underwater.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.................................

been to Venice.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never wished harm on anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.......................

xeroxed my ass on a Xerox Machine.

 

[Michael514]

I have never yanked on a tangled yo-yo in Yugoslavia, Yehman or even in nearby Yonkers New York

 

[paracarl44]

I have never..........................

been to Zurich, Switzerland.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never antagonized an angry ape.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

i have never bought a penguin

 

[paracarl44]

I have never........................

been to Calgary.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never danced naked. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.........................

eaten elephant ears.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have never feasted on another human being, nor would I want to cause eating people is WRONG!!!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never grown marijuana.

 

[Tickler15]

I have never stepped into the ring with Mike Tyson