I'm bored. Ask me anything. Within reason.

[chicago]

"Tyrese: Chinese:

LMAO!

Ha. He's half Chinese isn't he? Otherwise, that's really retarded.

 

[Garamonde]

Do you like the B-52's?
What's your favorite Woody Allen movie?
Would you wear a fully deployed parachute on a windy day?

 

[chicago]

Do you like the B-52's?
What's your favorite Woody Allen movie?
Would you wear a fully deployed parachute on a windy day?

Nope. Annie Hall is my favorite Woody Allen movie. That'd be kind of fun to jump off a hill with a parachute or something, but I don't think I'd wear one just because it was windy.

Once, when I was real little and it was windy out, I jumped off a table in my backyard with an umbrella in my hand and I kind of glided a bit on the wind. Although, this experience might just be a dream, but I'm pretty sure it happened. Your question reminded me of that.

 

[milagros317]

Yep, you're a great writer, with very few mistakes that I have to fix.

Thank you, you are very kind.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

you're a great writer, where do you get you inspiration or does it just kinda flow?

btw your new sig pic is gorgeous! you're beautiful! 🙂

 

[*giggles*]

do you have a favourite word? if so, what is it?

 

[chicago]

do you have a favourite word? if so, what is it?

risible, micawber, and gormless, for now.

you're a great writer, where do you get you inspiration or does it just kinda flow?

btw your new sig pic is gorgeous! you're beautiful! 🙂

I get my inspiration usually from other writers. Dostoevsky, Hemingway, and a lot of Bukowski. Also music like jazz or Tom Waits.

Although, it could be something really mundane like a hail storm too. I kind of just wait for the mood to strike me and write until I'm exhausted, then hope I came up with someone halfway decent.

And thanks! I decided to stop frying my hair so much lol.

 

[Artoo]

How long has it been since you got your lip pierced?

 

[chicago]

How long has it been since you got your lip pierced?

Three or four years.

 

[CrystalLight]

If a rattlesnake bit me in the ass and you and I were alone on a deserted island, would you suck the venom out?

 

[chicago]

Oh for the love of Jesus.

No, I would not. But I would look for some island native to do it.

 

[CrystalLight]

Dude.

lolololol.

What are your plans for today?

 

[chicago]

I'm going to be late for work. Then I'm going to the bank with my dad. Then laundry. The boyfriend will stop by for a cigarette before he goes to work. Then I will spend the night staying up late and smoking weed.

 

[CrystalLight]

Your boyfriend stops at your place for a cigarette..?

 

[chicago]

He rides his bike to work and my apartment is on his way, so sometimes he'll leave a little early and we'll have a cigarette together.

Don't puke.

 

[Artoo]

If a rattlesnake bit me in the ass and you and I were alone on a deserted island, would you suck the venom out?

Lawl.

If you had to choose a superpower, what would it be?

 

[CrystalLight]

He rides his bike to work and my apartment is on his way, so sometimes he'll leave a little early and we'll have a cigarette together.

Don't puke.

That is so retardedly adorkable.

Have you heard Manchester Orchestra's song, "I've got friends" ?

 

[natural tickler]

so if you have no feet, then how do you walk??

gotta get you back to the Hancock, to watch you shiver scurred again...lulz

 

[Amnesiac]

If a rattlesnake bit me in the ass and you and I were alone on a deserted island, would you suck the venom out?

Goddammit Crystal I WAS GONNA ASK THAT QUESTION! You will pay for that!

 

[Bugman]

Do you think every time you reply you should get credit for 3/5 of a post? 😛

 

[chicago]

Lawl.

If you had to choose a superpower, what would it be?

To be able to teleport in the blink of an eye to anywhere in the world whenever I wanted. God, that would be awesome.

That is so retardedly adorkable.

Have you heard Manchester Orchestra's song, "I've got friends" ?

No, but I will check it out after I am done with this thread.

so if you have no feet, then how do you walk??

gotta get you back to the Hancock, to watch you shiver scurred again...lulz

I don't walk, I roll myself around on a skateboard. And the only reason I was so scared is because when I walked outside onto that roof, I felt like all my balance was gone and my equilibrium was all fucked up, aiight?

Do you think every time you reply you should get credit for 3/5 of a post? 😛

Only in the silly stuff forum. Everywhere else is worthy of a whole one. Except maybe the personals section. Ha.

 

[McNoodle]

Do you have anything hidden in your fridge that may be way past the expiry date?

 

[chicago]

My dad buys so much weird shit. I think there is some slimy celery in the bottom drawer and there's probably condiments from when we moved in, over two years ago.

 

[tommee]

I'm going to be late for work. Then I'm going to the bank with my dad. Then laundry. The boyfriend will stop by for a cigarette before he goes to work. Then I will spend the night staying up late and smoking weed.

So how much does weed cost these days? Was around $45 an ounce back when I used it, probably before you were even born.🙂

 

[chicago]

Ha, it hasn't been $45 an ounce since before Cheech and Chong were born. It's about $20 a gram these days.