Important reasons why you shouldn't sleep totally naked...

[Bohemianne]

OMG, I hadn't considered "kitchen tongs." 😱 😱

Things do happen around at midnight, especially when kitchen tongs are around! 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

I say again. For wasp's sake... DON'T!!!! 😱

 

[milagros317]

Things do happen around at midnight, especially when kitchen tongs are around! 😱

I don't want to thinks about kitchen tongs. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

I don't want to thinks about kitchen tongs. 😱

A matter of adding H to tongs and it will make a (kinky) difference already...😀 😀

 

[Mrcool]

A matter of adding H to tongs and it will make a (kinky) difference already...😀 😀

Oh my goodness

 

[milagros317]

A matter of adding H to tongs and it will make a (kinky) difference already...😀 😀

That scares me. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Oh my goodness

That scares me. 😱

Imagination hee-hee... 😀

 

[milagros317]

Imagination hee-hee... 😀

Yes, imagination can be very scary. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I think it's alright if you wear cycling mask before sleeping! 😱

 

[milagros317]

I think it's alright if you wear cycling mask before sleeping! 😱

I don't think that will help. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

I don't think that will help. 😀

It will save one from shame if he/she gets off the house naked during emergencies. 😀 😀 😀

Look...

 

[milagros317]

Anybody wearing that ought to be ashamed. 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

Anybody wearing that ought to be ashamed. 😛

Nope, it could save one from unwarranted selfies! 😱

 

[milagros317]

Nope, it could save one from unwarranted selfies! 😱

That's a good point. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

That's a good point. 😀

Then one can flee with a motorcycle at once without getting ashamed at all! 😀 😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

Then one can flee with a motorcycle at once without getting ashamed at all! 😀 😀 😱

Good point. It may sometimes be advisable to flee on a motorcycle. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Good point. It may sometimes be advisable to flee on a motorcycle. 😀

To give you a recap, it's emergency and the rider is naked wearing only this to cover the face >>>

😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

Yes, that recap is accurate. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Yes, that recap is accurate. 😀

...and he slept with the mask on. All the way... 😱

 

[milagros317]

...and he slept with the mask on. All the way... 😱

Sounds ugly. 😱

 

[LadyInternet]

Cuz it's way too cold out now. Although I suppose you could be naked underneath a pile of blankets.

 

[Bohemianne]

...because the mafias are lurking around and you don't want any offers you can't refuse while naked. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Because a startled cat might jump on you with claws extended. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Because a startled cat might jump on you with claws extended. 😱

And it would be worst if it's a cheetah!

 

[milagros317]

And it would be worst if it's a cheetah!

Actually, I believe that a Siberian tiger would be the worst cat of all to jump on you with claws extended.