Important reasons why you shouldn't sleep totally naked...

[milagros317]

... because mosquitoes might feast on your private parts. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

... because mosquitoes might feast on your private parts. 😱

...I could imagine and I couldn't imagine anyone using mosquito-repellent on "it." 😱 😀

 

[milagros317]

...I could imagine and I couldn't imagine anyone using mosquito-repellent on "it." 😱 😀

I agree, that would be very unpleasant in and of itself. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

It's a sign of evil possession... 😱

 

[milagros317]

It's a sign of evil possession... 😱

I didn't know that. Why do people who are possessed by demons sleep naked? 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

I didn't know that. Why do people who are possessed by demons sleep naked? 😱

...because they are evil. 😱

 

[milagros317]

...because they are evil. 😱

But lots of people who are not evil also sleep naked.😀

 

[arachnid95]

Because someone might tickle it in your sleep! Which would be awesome, except A), you wouldn't be wake to really enjoy it, and B), you'd have to wash your linens come morning... XD

 

[milagros317]

... because large spiders might crawl all over you. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Because the two ants would have a perfect rendezvous "right there." 😱

 

[milagros317]

... because an ice age might begin overnight.

 

[Bohemianne]

...because the owls might see it. 😱

 

[milagros317]

... because a huge windstorm might blow debris through your windows. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

... because a huge windstorm might blow debris through your windows. 😱

...and the debris might be a knife?

 

[milagros317]

...and the debris might be a knife?

Very possibly. Or a spear or a dagger or a sword. 😱

 

[arachnid95]

... because a huge windstorm might blow debris through your windows. 😱

Not a problem for me; no matter what the severity of the storm, I've got the biggest piece of debris right here... B3




...it's my penis. ._.

 

[milagros317]

Very possibly. Or a spear or a dagger or a sword. 😱

Or a meat cleaver or a hatchet or an axe. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

...a chainsaw would be enormous!!! 😀

 

[milagros317]

...a chainsaw would be enormous!!! 😀

If and only if the chainsaw were running. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

...the chambermaids bring kitchen tongs at night and they might use it on any frankfurters around! 😱

 

[milagros317]

...the chambermaids bring kitchen tongs at night and they might use it on any frankfurters around! 😱

... chambermaids might be part-time Dommes on the side.

 

[arachnid95]

... chambermaids might be part-time Dommes on the side.

Mmmmmmif they're part-time tickle dommes, I'd have no problem with that...! XD

 

[milagros317]

Mmmmmmif they're part-time tickle dommes, I'd have no problem with that...! XD

I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

 

[Bohemianne]

I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

Mmmmmmif they're part-time tickle dommes, I'd have no problem with that...! XD

I get that. You're both not worried about the "kitchen tongs"!!!

 

[milagros317]

I get that. You're both not worried about the "kitchen tongs"!!!

OMG, I hadn't considered "kitchen tongs." 😱 😱