Important reasons why you shouldn't sleep totally naked...

[Bohemianne]

I was thinking of a Siberian tiger. 😱

I'm fine with this cutie:

😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

I'm fine with this cutie:

😀 😱

That is a very cute tiger indeed. 😀

 

[LadyInternet]

If your bedroom is cold in the morning, its a lot harder to get out of bed when you're naked.

 

[milagros317]

There might be a nannycam in your bedroom. 😱

 

[LadyInternet]

Someone could see in through your window.

 

[Bohemianne]

It would be very spooky... 😱

 

[milagros317]

Monsters might emerge from under your bed. 😱

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Pyjama manufacturers would go out of business

 

[milagros317]

Blood-sucking leeches might attach to all of your veins while you sleep. 😱

 

[arachnid95]

Blood-sucking leeches might attach to all of your veins while you sleep. 😱

I don't normally say things like this, but...
EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

Ahem... and now, my contribution to the thread:
Because if you have a really good dream, it's a guarantee that you'll have to wash your sheets the next morning... XD

 

[General Zod]

I don't normally say things like this, but...
EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

Ahem... and now, my contribution to the thread:
Because if you have a really good dream, it's a guarantee that you'll have to wash your sheets the next morning... XD

Good point. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't normally say things like this, but...
EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!

Heh, I managed to gross you out. 😀

 

[arachnid95]

Heh, I managed to gross you out. 😀

Consider that a cause to celebrate; I don't gross out easily..... XD

 

[milagros317]

Consider that a cause to celebrate; I don't gross out easily..... XD

I can believe that.
Back to the thread:
Because your neighbors are posting naked photos of you on all social media.

 

[arachnid95]

Because if it's really cold, and Emma Watson comes to visit you in the dead of night, you'll fail to impress her.... XD

 

[milagros317]

Because a bird might fly in your window and make a nest in your pubic hair. 😱

 

[LadyInternet]

Because a bird might fly in your window and make a nest in your pubic hair. 😱

Ew. Maybe don't sleep naked if you kick off your blankets in your sleep.

 

[milagros317]

Because mosquitoes may get in and sting you in a sensitive spot. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Because a bird might fly in your window and make a nest in your pubic hair. 😱

Bwahaha! Maybe penguins! Penguins -- the flightless birds...

 

[milagros317]

Bwahaha! Maybe penguins! Penguins -- the flightless birds...

Okay, because penguins might march in through your door and make a nest in your pubic hair.

 

[Bohemianne]

Okay, because penguins might march in through your door and make a nest in your pubic hair.

Lol! The penguins look like marching d!cks.

Anyway, someone might sell your pubic hair as wig!

 

[arachnid95]

Because if you get abducted by aliens in your sleep, they'll mistake it for an antenna and try to communicate with you through it.
...which, depending on how they try to do that, might not be such a bad thing after all... XD

 

[milagros317]

Because a stray cat may jump in your window and scratch you in a sensitive spot. 😱

 

[LadyInternet]

Or because a kitty might cuddle up to you in your sleep and give you a fuzzy tickle.

 

[milagros317]

a dog might come into your room and lick you all over your naked body