In Defence of Red Indian

[JoBelle]

tsk tsk -

Someone thought about me since he posted that last one. :wink: That's the first hook to reelin' 'em in for the kill. hehe~!~!

By trade I'm a painter Mr. Red. I gave up music (flute) as a calling when I lost a substantial part of my hearing years ago. The hearing is mostly back, but the skills are dampened. I turned my creative need to canvas in response to that scene and it's proven to be a wonderful thing. Could there be coincidence that I took up drinkin' room temp beer and tequila around this same time? :hehe: I play the occasional concert with the local symphonies when I get the chance...but it will never be a profession for me...I don't think..lol

I'm so jaded aren't I? 😉 Spoiled spoiled spoiled. (Dave, no need to comment in here you imp! I'm SO payin' for that this coming weekend..lol)

I know how people are when they don't have to conform to the 9 to 5 lifestyle. We sometimes forget that not everyone else likes to drop life and go off on some wild tangent while somehow forgetting other people might be onlookers. 🙂 I dig people like you. Fun for fights and for playin'. :wink: And you're a Englishman I hear, right? :swoon:

Jo....who's diggin' for a Mexican bar. Where's the drinks, Q???

 

[qjakal]

Border town...

Any little border town with a soundproof room will do! As for reds vague insinuation regarding my drinking ability...hmmm..it has been on the light side the last decade or so...don't be swooning at that phoney English accent red uses, Jo. He's actually from New Jersey and speaks with a Bronx accent in person. The rest of this fluff is to impress young innocent gals such as yourself. Good thing I warned you,hmm? : warned >>>> Q

 

[JoBelle]

artist ugh??? Hmmmmm

OK, Biscuit....you've thrown down the gauntlet now...what's up with your achin' teeth?? :grin:

Q.....methinks you might be warnin' me against the wrong person. I mean...you're disputin' the Red Man and seem to be rescuin' me from him. Isn't that a classic ploy to trap the unwilling? :hehe:

Man....and I "hate" to be the one to tell you this, but I dig that Bronx accent too. 🙂 I just like the "sounds of men"...giggle Especially when they have me tied up in a soundproof room. Uh-oh...was that my out-loud voice again? Dangit `😉

Jo....passin' the shot glass on. 🙂

 

[dvnc]

Strel, thanks for defendin' red. It's been a splendid thing, thus far. 😉

 

[JoBelle]

HMPH~!
I don't own a single floppy hat I'll have you know. 😛

Umm, but I do have jeans with lots of paint all over 'em and well....I LOVE coffee..and umm....I have a set of bongos on my desk!! ::for real I do too!!::

But I'm realllly sweet?? Can't you overlook the rest??
Jo

 

[red indian]

percussion lesson

hey you can play with my bongos any time you like love or ring my belle if you prefer, nice picture by the way! dont worry about Q he normally gets like this when he decides to go cold turkey, gets very jealous of my succsess with chicks. You may continue to swoon as I do indeed hail from England (I thought new jersey was a type of cow) u.k. I really must get over to the states soon and see what its all about and pretend to be a real "beatnik" on the road kerouack style! see what old Dean Moriarty is up to these days. I leave you with this thought, given Q,s predilliction for life south of the border is he the good, the bad, or the ugly?

 

[Ticklish9's]

American English...

is almost enough of a different language to be called "American" in it's own right. And for those of you who disagree...give it a just a few more years. 🙂 We're on our way to lingual independance...kind of a verbal Boston Tea Party, so to speak.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with the English y'all speak across the pond, either.

 

[JoBelle]

Now Biscuit..lol...I feel all guilty now. "Note to self: Ask Santa for a floppy hat." Must it be a specific color? 😉 I recently chopped 28 inches off of my hair!!! I look like a boy now!! Talk about self expression! It's also a tad bit blue-hued at the mo'. Tinking about that description, perhaps I DO NEED a hat. giggle.


I'm having a nice cup of coffee with chickory right now. Ever had that? It's not that froufrou nutmeg sprinkled fluffy coffee. `😉 It's
down-home syrupy strong New Orleans goo. 🙂 You know, the kind that holds the spoon up in the middle of the cup. I'll be awake for 9 days, but it's SO worth it. NOW you know why I tap the bongos!! I have to do something at 4 in the morning when I'm not coordinated enough to stand up yet jiterry as hell~! LOL

Hey Red,
Are you saying you are gonna ring me? Belle? How exactly do ya do that? 🙂 Does it tickle? 🙂

Much to the surprise of many people who know me, I'm only just now reading On the Road. They've just moved some furniture in the back seat. Ahhh..sounds like my style. 🙂 I'm quite enjoying this book. I casn see why it has that life-altering effect on some folks. Too bad most people only think of Maynard G. Krebbs when they hear about the beatniks. 🙂

What part of England is home to you? I've most recently learned what a Wiltshire (?) accent sounds like. 🙂 I hope I spelled that correctly.~ LOL And yes, I'm still swooning...lol. Ohhhh QQqqq????Is it true that you and the Red Man have a competition for the ladies? Wouldn't THAT be a nifty real-time contest? :wink:

JO.....lookin' for Red's bongos.

 

[red indian]

Q? ......competition?

Nah!....to easy to beat by far, its like taking sweets off kids! To answer your question about my location I hail from "The finest county in England" (George Elliot, Middle March) or if you prefer" Derbyshire born, Derbyshire bred, strong in the arm and thick in the head". The derbyshire accent is quite different from Wiltshire (other end of the country) an example might be "ay up me duck! areet?" wich means "hello my friend, how are you?" It is in whats called the east midlands of England.Were are you in the states? so keep swooning for my bongos, (I do like your picture by the way, have I already said that?)

 

[JoBelle]

Me? Well, I'm a southern girl.

Southern..as in Hey y'all..whatcha doin'?

I'm a Biloxi belle...Mississippi. Right on the Gulf, so I tend to be a water rat. 🙂 I have one of "those" accents. The type that when I initally open my mouth, I sound reallllly stupid. :wink: Then after a while, I might get smarter.Now, I don't have one of those redneck hick-like accents. I'm more of your Dixie Carter kinda girl.lol 😉 As the bumper sticker says, "American by birth, Southern by the Grace of God" heehee...I always liked that one.

As I'm just coming in from the nail salon with freshly painted fingers and toes...I'm in form to stir a pot, play Bongos, dance wind-whipped under a crescent moon........go to a party that won't come fast enough. 🙂 So, this is where I tell ya that you must be kiddin' if you think that "ay up me duck! areet?" means "hello my friend, how are you?" Care to explain that one, cher?

And thanks for the compliment on the picture. I was thinking something with a smile and not a blurry webcam might be better when I get one. 🙂 I'll have to look for you now. 😉

Jo....getting an online educatiuon about English Jazz. 🙂

 

[qjakal]

Red? Competition?

Should I ever find myself in a state of "singleness", I promise you that there would be no competition, Red Indian or other...I'd have already swooped down and taken the South by storm (after a lengthy stay in upstate NY...another ticklee haven/nest!) As it stands however, being a married (for 24+ years I might add) gent, I am content to flirt and giggle and wink, and perhaps someday if the gods smile upon me, to tickle the beautiful ladies of the TMF! Yup, nice pic Jo, and when are you going to respond to my thread regarding you being a "Star" on the TK Forum? BTW, although I tend to ride red a bit, he's always been a fun post and has some basic insight into life...and that's as close to a compliment as HE'S gonna get from me! Q

 

[red indian]

Inside track

Thats where I have the advantage Q, not being married, I have been waiting all my life for a lovely southern belle to come along and make an honest man of me! I will over look your compliment this time Q but dont let it happen again ok?

 

[CitY of MicA]

I just came here to defend red indian. I guess he has the situation well in hand.


Call me if you need me.

 

[JoBelle]

You guys are too fun 🙂

Now, Red, I must say, I've never been accused of makin' any man honest. 😊 Is that a bad thing? Or a good thing? I tell ya what though, in the brief time we've corresponded, I can say that you'll be a handful of wonder for the lucky lady who reels you in. (Be she a southern belle or not---as I think a belle may be just a tad too much for you to handle.) hehe 😉But, what a way to go🙂woohooo

24 years? Long time to pick up someone's underpants. (Or so goes the joke) That's truely wonderful~! But, keep your chin up, Q-miester....you may tickle the TMF ladies yet. I hear they like it. 🙂

I swear my ego is HUGE right now..lol
Jo..who answered Mr Q's thread FINALLY!!!!

 

[hawkikim]

I hear they like it. 🙂

THEY like it? LOL, Jo...and you DON'T?????

Kimmie (who has been known to stir a pot or two herself on occasion!)

 

[Strelnikov]

I guess it's time to drop back in and join the fun.

JoBelle - Gulf Coast of Miss? Why, we're almost neighbors. I even have a floppy hat (I wear it while fishing.) No bongos, but I can borrow a doumbek from a buddy if necessary.

Not to worry, Biscuit. I detest that Starbucks yuppie muck. I'd rather have an honest cup of joe from a diner, like this:

Customer, who has been on the road WAY too long: "What kind of coffee you got?"
Waitress: "Regular and decapitated."
Customer: "Don't you mean decaffeinated?"
Waitress: "I mean it'll take your head off."
Customer: "Gimme a Large."

Strelnikov's Handy Hints: Bad coffee can be made drinkable by adding a sprinkle of ordinary table salt, not even enough to taste. "Salt" registers preferentially on the taste buds over "Bitter". Try it sometime.

Q, DVNC, Red Indian - When I started this thread, I'd hoped the guys who took offence (British spelling again) would come here. There's an old psych book DVNC probably remembers called "Games People Play", this game is called "Let's you and him fight." No such luck, damn it. I guess Red's enemies are all reading baby oil posts or wanking over in the Images section.

Too much mutual admiration makes me queasy. So in the name of public service, I'll change sides..."Red Indian, you're a @#$%^&! Not only that, but your dog is ugly. All replies welcome."

Strelnikov

 

[JoBelle]

Strel? neighbors? Dare I perk?

Strel,
Where is home for you? Neighbors should get together, go fishing, you know.....PLAY! 🙂I'll wear my floppy hat if you wear yours! Wouldn't THAT be a site? BUT, first dear sir, praytell what is a doumbek? I'm young so maybe it was before my time. :Wink:

All this talk of coffee. I actually just GOT UP AND MADE A POT! It's 2:30 in the AM. I've lost my mind, but the house smells like fresh brew. YUM! And don't think I didn't just forward that little joke to all my coffee drinking pals. 🙂 That was cute. Thanks~!

Now, if someone could tell me what that darlin' Red said that bothered someone. I just can't see him bein' a twisting sword. ::don't laugh Jo, don't laugh::: Red, clue me in 😉 Or is that a "game people play" that is far over?

Jo....the coquettishly quizzical

 

[qjakal]

Southern man...

I'm starting to see why you moved down there Strel...if even 5% of the women are at all like Ms Jo, I'd have to say you made a good decision. Q

 

[JoBelle]

Re: Weell,

Joball (?Jumbalaya, ?Juniper) - Seems to me that those bongos must be getting rather manically beaten at about 2:30am. You artistic types fluster, confound, and irritate me simultaneously.
It's quite a little darlin' (as Jezebelle would say).
😉

Biscuit, you looooove me.

And I'm glad to be of service. I can tell by your flustered, confounded and irritated mood, that my work here is done. ::curtsy::
Don't worry, I'm a selective "flusterer" I only go after the flies that come into my parlor. 🙂 I promise, I only behave like an "artist:" when I see those easily bothered types comin' about. ::hehehe:: And I'll have ya know that I only do VOODOO at 2:30 in the mornin'...Geesh, don'tcha know that is the chicken foot hour?? ::where do you people live??:: 😉

Jo...playin' Jezebelle and thinkin' about dippin' a Biscuit in a cup of coffee with chickory. 🙂

 

[JoBelle]

Re: Southern man...

I'm starting to see why you moved down there Strel...if even 5% of the women are at all like Ms Jo, I'd have to say you made a good decision. Q

Q wins..lol. 🙂 You're my favorite flirt~! ::cyber cartwheel::
Where is that Red Man? I think you're stealin' his swoon. giggle.
Dangit if you're not good for a girls ego..lol

JO

 

[red indian]

Blimey!

I turn my back for a second and all hell breaks loose in here! Strelnikov has changed sides (you never can trust them russians) and claims my enemies are reading "baby oil posts" and looking at posts on the images section while entertaining madam palm and her five lovely daughters. What is the world coming to? err well the image section i suppose! and whats all this about my dog? I dont have one. Who do you think my enemies are strell? maybe I should go in the image section and see if i can catch them "spanking the monkey", thinking about it I suppose sandman is not over impressed with me because i make fun of his "Bruce Willis/ Sly Stallone/ the american army rule the world" posts. I wonder if he is over in the images section" bashing the bishop"? or maybe every one loves me now Strell, and you have changed face on your own (do you have any afghan blood in you?)what the hell am i going post about if I no longer offend any one? Blimey......I will have to think about this.

Just to fill you in jo, some folks do not like my "brit" style of humour i.e. sarcastic, ironic, taking the piss out of people, and it has got me in trouble in the past, but a combination of toning it down a bit for overseas use and friends in high places has allowed me to survive so far, but who knows what may happen now Strelinkov has called me a "!%£$*&@~¬:^"

 

[JoBelle]

Re: Blimey!

Just to fill you in jo, some folks do not like my "brit" style of humour i.e. sarcastic, ironic, taking the piss out of people, and it has got me in trouble in the past, but a combination of toning it down a bit for overseas use and friends in high places has allowed me to survive so far, but who knows what may happen now Strelinkov has called me a "!%£$*&@~¬:^"

Hmph...well then. 😉 The nerve of some people...hehe

To quote a friend of mine, "I like to start my day with a little piss and vinegar." ::friend, are you reading this??::: 😉 As long as it's humor, why bother getting ones knickers in a knot? I'm waitin' for ya to do something stupid like insult people with shoe fetishes.

Now, I know a few euphemisms you missed. Is it my duty to post where you are slackin'? 🙂
Jo

 

[dvnc]

Manners, kiddies!

dvnc
did I keep a straight face the whole time?

 

[hawkikim]

Re: Re: Blimey!

To quote a friend of mine, "I like to start my day with a little piss and vinegar." ::friend, are you reading this??::: Jo

LOL!, of COURSE I am reading it!

'Course, I wasn't referring to DRINKING the stuff y'know! Just being...how do we say it around here? FULL OF IT. 😀

Kimmie

 

[JoBelle]

Re: Re: Re: Blimey!

'Course, I wasn't referring to DRINKING the stuff y'know! Just being...how do we say it around here? FULL OF IT. 😀

You??? Noooooo...🙄

And DVNC??? You just wait... But, yes, I'm mindin' my manners, SIR!

Jo