In Defence of Red Indian

[red indian]

Can,t think of any more quotes!

Q:- Whats the difference between a ukelele and a banjo?

A:- A banjo takes longer to burn.

 

[red indian]

more banjo jokes

Whats the difference between a guitar and a banjo when they are both lying in the middle of the road?

A:- There are skid marks in front of the guitar.

 

[red indian]

another.

Q:- If you throw a banjo and a ukelele of a cliff wich one will hit the ground first?

A:- Who gives a fuck!