"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[Dave2112]

We did this awhile ago, but while it got some really creative responses, a lot of people got lost with how to play. This one's still going strong 35 pages in on my other board. Let's give it another shot here.

So, here's how it goes, plain and simple. You must post TWO things...first, a question and then an answer. The two are not related to one another.

The point is to come up with a fucked-up or creative question to the "answer" of the person above you, perhaps changing it's original meaning. Then, you post whatever statement you wish, that will become the "answer" to the next person's "question".

Got it?

To set the pace and show you guys how it's done, I'll start the first few and then leave it up to you. Being the first post, this one will only have the "answer" part, then you'll see how it works.
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I think it was on the subway.

 

[Dave2112]

When did you realize you forgot your pants?



Only if you buy me a lobster dinner.

 

[Dave2112]

Can I try out your handcuffs?



It's in the fridge next to the apple juice.

 

[Dave2112]

Have you seen my urine sample?



Oh, I would never do that...unless I was sure I wouldn't get caught.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Have you ever stolen a police cruiser?

Only on the third Tuesday each month, providing it's raining.

 

[slacker2114]

When do you normally take the time to go out and kick puppies?

Wow, the last time I did that I didn't even know where I was.

 

[Dave2112]

Would you like to try some of this wood alcohol?



Yes, but I never told her until it was too late.

 

[slacker2114]

Did you ever tell your wife about your sexual affinity for lamp shades?


It's ok as long as there aren't nuns involved.

 

[kered]

Do you like bad habits?


I saw that once in Calcutta.

 

[slacker2114]

Have you ever been to a donkey show?


If I could remember that, I would never have bought an RV.

 

[Dave2112]

Remember the last time gas prices went down, and then shot back up again once everyone was happy?



I'm thinking of kidnapping her.

 

[slacker2114]

What are your thoughts on Margaret Thatcher?


I don't think she should have gone to the adult shop.

 

[baldadonis]

What do you think Margaret did wrong hosting her 5 year old daughter's birthday party?

I think his name was Jim.

 

[slacker2114]

Who was that guy you were caught propositioning when you were arrested?


We went back there seventeen times within a week.

 

[Dave2112]

Did you hear about the new goat farm on Route 7?



Only when I'm really, really tired.

 

[slacker2114]

When do you like to try hitting on the old ladies in the old folks' home?


I got the most awesome looking jacket out of it.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

So on your safari what happened when you attacked the flamingoes?


I liked spinning in circles in the parking lot.

 

[slacker2114]

What did you like the most from your first acid trip?



The meatloaf was ok, but there were too many elephants around.

 

[McNoodle]

Did you enjoy the Bat out of Hell concert?

I never saw that cucumber again.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

What happened after the girlfriend raided the veggie crisper? 😀


I didn't MEAN to leave a bruise! Well....not THAT big, anyway...

 

[slacker2114]

What were your thoughts after you broke the cane over your neighbor's head?



Those classic Star Wars action figures sure do come in handy.

 

[kered]

How did you explain the Karma Sutra to her?



Oh, shit! I thought she said Venus!!

 

[milagros317]

Why were you dating a woman who looks like Pluto?

By Tuesday at the earliest.

 

[baldadonis]

When do you expect your Antonio Banderas blow-up doll with life-size genitalia to arrive? (yay South Park )

Because she had bright red hair.

 

[milagros317]

Why are you in love with Mistress Zara?

I've only done that once.