After seeing he was outnumbered, Bill grabbed the nearest kangaroo and headed into the sunset, living to fight another day...but always wondering...what will become of the marshmallows? As they say, pillows will do the trick when motor oil fails.
So why don't you just ask your life long crush out? You know, the one you have admired from afar but who doesn't know you exisit and who you have fallen in love with. It's not that hard is it???