"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[Perduabo]

I don't believe I will be married anytime soon so those thought are of no concern to me at the present.

Do you believe the economical recession will hurt you personally?

 

[Dave2112]

I don't believe I will be married anytime soon so those thought are of no concern to me at the present.

Do you believe the economical recession will hurt you personally?

Hmmm...maybe a confusion in the way it's played. So, let's try it the other way around...


"I don't believe I will be married anytime soon so those thought are of no concern to me at the present."

So, what are your thoughts on multiple wives?


Seriously, that's NOT why I date younger women. No, seriously, it's not! I swear.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Isn't your motto "Get them while they're young. So you can teach them what you like is what they like."?



Hell yes that is why I like dating younger girls. Nothing like a chick in a plaid skirt sitting in your lap calling you daddy.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Can you say something totally controversial?


Why, no, Mother, I can't come to dinner this evening. I'm going to be in the pageant.

 

[Dave2112]

You're not wearing that feather boa and calling me "Mom" when you come over this weekend, are you, son?



I've just been busy, that's all! God, can't a guy have a life?

 

[ikaiyoo]

Havent seen you around in a while where have you been?


No I didnt. End of story.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Did you take the last piece of sausage cheesecake?

Eleven times, but only once with a monkey.

 

[Dave2112]

So, how many times have you been to the Beastiality Appreciation Awards ceremony?


Yeah, probably...but I've just been using it as a backscratcher.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Did you take my rake, Dave?


Under the boardwalk, out of the sun.

 

[slacker2114]

So where did you put your bitchy ex-wife?


Under no circumstances should he be allowed to ride a horse.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What is one thing we should know about former President Bush now that he is back in Texas?

 

[Perduabo]

The anti-christ walks among us and resides in Crawford!


What is the best book you have read in the past year?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Name a question you should ask to people who you're just meeting.


The Swiss and their bloody cheese!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Give me two reasons why Europe is so awesome.

Fourteen years, three million dollars, and a sweat sock from the Old Spice Guy.