"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[ikaiyoo]

what happens when someone whispers in your ear?



You said you were bored I was just trying to help

 

[starburstz91]

When I was out hiking, why did you push me off of that cliff?

You rock.

 

[ikaiyoo]

When I get time off I am going to ride my bike out there and take you on a vacation up the PCH, how would you like that?


Only because you know if you gave me the pouty lips I would melt and cave in.

 

[starburstz91]

Is there anything I could do to get you to buy me a yoyo?

I want one, yes.

 

[Artoo]

Would you rather have one or two anuses?

Well, everything started to taste purple, and then I was happy.

 

[ikaiyoo]

ok i had this bag of mushrooms laying around.... omg did you eat them what happened????



Ok so check this I was walking down the street yesterday and I saw this car dragging it behind it the rope broke and it rolled infront of me.... I thought what a waste and decided to take it home and put it to use.

 

[starburstz91]

What the fuck is this vibrating chair doing here?

Ummm.. I can't answer that. I mean, it honestly wasn't my fault, but let's not go into detail.

 

[luv2tikl]

Why did you just fucking take a crap in my living room!?

Yeah... It was hard at first, but now that I'm used to it I rather enjoy it!

 

[starburstz91]

So, like, was it difficult masterbating to a melon?


Oh, hell no. I'm sick of it.

 

[slacker2114]

After 15 years straight of having unprotected sex with kangaroos, are you planning to do more?


If you ask me that again, you'll make orphans cry.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Hey whats up with the screaming noises in the basement




No no no that so isn't what happened... I walked into the room slipped on a pencil and got it stuck in there

 

[slacker2114]

How did you get the pencil jammed into the sharpener?


If you paid cash for the car, then the hookers would be more inclined to clean your house.

 

[luv2tikl]

How about I write a check for the car so I can pay the hookers in cash?

Holy shit, man! Quick, stuff it in the freezer!

 

[starburstz91]

Dude, what the Hell?! I just found this.. penguin in the bathtub! What am I suppose to do with it?

Teehe. 🙂 Yawp.

 

[luv2tikl]

So... you like... to eat poop?

HOLY FUCK IT'S ALIVE!

 

[Artoo]

Hello, I am a sponge. How are you?

*slaps*

 

[luv2tikl]

Hey baby... Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants!

Naw, I'm over it...

 

[slacker2114]

Are you still hurting after bending over in front of that gorilla?



What the hell!! Put it on the tires ot they'll melt.

 

[luv2tikl]

Hmmm... Heat resistance gel... Seems like I was supposed to do something important with this... Oh well. I'll just rub it all over my body and then see if it really works!

Okay, listen... I walked into my house, and it was laying on the floor, right in the middle of my living room. It's not mine, I've never seen it before, I swear!

 

[slacker2114]

Where did you get that syringe full of anthrax?



I was going over it in my mind and decided that it really isn't worth the hassle.

 

[Dave2112]

Can you help me get this flashlight out of here? It's stuck.




No. No way. Not a chance. They may be cute and green, but have you ever been bitten by one of those things?

 

[ikaiyoo]

hey have you ever gotten a BJ from a treefrog? I heard it is the best....



ok get me some peanutbutter a rubberband and some fingernail clippings.... I will get us out of here.

 

[starburstz91]

And again, how are we gonna get out of this closet?

Oh, that's cold, dude. So freakin' cold.

 

[slacker2114]

How's that beer you got there?


Say what you want, she can wash my dishes anytime.

 

[starburstz91]

So, I heard that that hooker frim across the street is a bitch. How do you feel about this?


Oh, yeah. The Kool- Aid man isn't as scary as everyone thinks he is.