"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[Dave2112]

A six-pack of "Neuticals"?!? Seriously, what the hell were you thinking?


It's the ring....it's getting heavier.....

 

[ikaiyoo]

ummmm why are you walking funny? and what the hell is that comming out of your pants leg?


Seriously I couldnt eat another bite...

 

[Dave2112]

Hey! You gonna eat the rest of that walrus?



I swear, if you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna show you...and then you'll have to explain the mess to your wife.

 

[ikaiyoo]

so what's in the bag? what's in the bag? what's in the bag?


I really dont know what that smell is but it isnt me and it wasnt here till you showed up.

 

[Dave2112]

Wanna see what's in the bag? Huh, huh? You wanna? Wanna see what's in the bag?


If you've never ridden a sandworm, you won't understand the answer.

 

[ikaiyoo]

so what is the secret of the spice?


look now I hid those in the basement for a reason.

 

[starburstz91]

Where the Hell are those two chicks from last night?

Only when I have to piss.

 

[ikaiyoo]

So wait... WHEN do you like having your toes sucked again?



Black Hard and round....

 

[starburstz91]

How's the cat nowadays?


No, I actually enjoy eating grapes.

 

[ikaiyoo]

I heard you like to put grapes on the floor and stomp on them and then have people lick it off?


Why yes I would love to be able to transform into a tickle monster.

 

[starburstz91]

Do you have a special power that you wish you can have?

Actually, I luhv being told that.

 

[ikaiyoo]

do you like people saying to you "awwwww is aubrey a ticklwish wittle girl? her just cant stand having her piggies pwayed with can her?"...?


Only if you sit in my lap throw your arms around me and call me Daddy.

 

[starburstz91]

Would you really mind it if I wore the color red?


I've been asked that before; usually I don't mind cussing.

 

[ikaiyoo]

When you are being nibbled on your kneecaps do try not to use profanity when screaming and begging for them to stop?


If I woke up and saw your foot like that I dont know what I would do.

 

[starburstz91]

So like, what would you do if I was running around outside in the pouring rain?

Yeah, my sides hurt a little.

 

[ikaiyoo]

wow are you ok i saw you being gang tickled by all those guys?







Well to be honest I dont know. I mean I love and hate it

 

[starburstz91]

Is it true you enjoy peanut butter with jelly?


I can honestly say "no".

 

[ikaiyoo]

Can you see yourself not falling in love with me tickling your toes?



No seriously that is mean you know what that does to me.

 

[starburstz91]

How would you react to the gummybears having their heads chewed off?

Well, I guess it's okay.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Can I tie you up and tickle your kneecaps with my banjo picks?


Of course it is fair.... I think it is totally fair.

 

[starburstz91]

So, like, do you think it's fair to deer when they get shot and killed?


Nooo, I totally don't want to do that!

 

[ikaiyoo]

If I started acting like the tickle monster and coming to you... would you want to run away from me?



I dont know are you going to say like you did on the phone...

 

[starburstz91]

Want me to answer how gummybears are tortured?


Gawd, whatever. You suck.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Did you hear I won the lottery last week?



Yeah I do know where your most ticklish an no I do not want to gummy bear to that spot and nibble them off.

 

[starburstz91]

I heard you know what I like; that true?




Makes me giggle. 🙂