"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[ikaiyoo]

What survived the earthquake that happened just in your room?


Well it happened when I was so young

 

[DJ Tickler]

Why don't you remember the details of falling head first off the Empire State Building

Dragons are cool

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

What was that one thing you kept repeating over and over when you were going through heroin withdrawl?


Well, normally I would say Duct Tape, but in this one case, I'd have to go with a football helmet.

 

[DJ Tickler]

What should we use to shut Sarah Pailin up?

I like stories

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

Why do you keep streaking the public library during storybook hour?


Well the pinguins were provoked. but that didnt mean they had to attack the hippos WITH the meerkats and seals at the Zoo the other day.

 

[DJ Tickler]

I hear that the other zoo creatures picked on the peguins...what exactly happened?

Take That! And THAT...AND THAT!!!!

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

HEY!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!?!?! WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU BEATING THAT QUADRIPLEGIC ELDERLY WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!?


*Sigh* To make room for the tuna....

 

[Dave2112]

I will ask this one more time. *sigh* Why did you kill all the dolphins?



If you think that's cool, you should try it with a lightsaber.

 

[natural tickler]

Why did jimmy crack corn and no one cared??? people don't have an answer yet

 

[Artoo]

Do people have an answer yet?

I just needed to break wind, and there they went. *snicker*

 

[ikaiyoo]

Dear Lord what was that sound? And why are those nuns fallen over dead?

awww I miss the cupcake

 

[Dave2112]

Why are you crying? Surely the Great Flour Shortage can't be all that bad...


How the hell else can I get her to stay in one place for this?

 

[DJ Tickler]

Dave...Why do you have Skip tied up in 12 different sets of ropes?? And why do you have a set of sonicare's with you??

I am in soo much trouble...but I dont care

DJ Tickler

 

[Artoo]

What was your first thought as you broke into that womans house to tickle her feet while she slept? 😛

Meh, I can take it or leave it. Or shove it up your arse.

 

[McNoodle]

Is it true you have an incurable anal probe fetish?

Splattering the wall with woodchips and a Susan B Anthony dollar.

 

[ikaiyoo]

You call that art? how the hell did you create it anyways?



No you are totally off base about Neitzche when he said "God is dead." You need to read the whole of the Madman to understand its meaning. Nietzsche was not saying that God was dead physically. What he was saying, if you read the whole of “The Madman”, is that as a society we have moved beyond the fact of accepting or believing God exists or has a role in our lives. Society no longer uses God as a moral higher authority.

 

[DJ Tickler]

My mate Neitzche is having a BBQ next week. Do you want to come??

dum,de,dum,dum

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

So, what are your honest feelings about your mother-in-law's intelligence?


Only when I do my radio show...oh, and in the car wash, too.

 

[DJ Tickler]

So tell me Dave, when do you have some "Self Love" time?

I am the MAN!!!

DJ Tickler

 

[ikaiyoo]

I hear you enjoy the more intimate relations with the male gorilla population at the Zoo?



omg it was everywhere!

 

[DJ Tickler]

What happened when you threw up on your girlfriend last night?

Ikaiyoo is going down!!!

DJ Tickler

 

[Dave2112]

Did you find anyone to give you a "special kiss" yet?


Everything was fine until the X-ray machine found the handcuffs.

 

[ikaiyoo]

So what did the Dr. say when you felt "discomfort" after playing with DJ?


It wasnt my fault I slipped on a pencil

 

[slacker2114]

How the hell did you get a vaccum cleaner attachment stuck in your ass?



It says in the book "Open after recharging".

 

[ikaiyoo]

hey are you sure you are supposed to do that?


Well you see when a man and a woman love each other very much.....