"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[karategirl18]

What did you say when you found out your lee wasn't ticklish?



It took 2 cans of pop, and a large stick, but I did it.

 

[Artoo]

What's the most interesting way you've masturbated?

In my defence, he was being an obnoxious prick.

 

[slacker2114]

What in the world would make you want to try and beat up Hulk Hogan?



If Dave2112 says it's true, then you know it's bullshit.

 

[McNoodle]

Did Dave2112 actually tell the judge he thought the Llama was still alive?

Four foot hole in the moisture barrier

 

[Dave2112]

So, what caused all that red rain?


If Slacker says it's false, then Dave lied about Slacker telling the truth.

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

What's the best way to confuse the nature of truth as far as Slacker & Dave2112 are concerned? 😀



Fuck you and your cornflakes!

 

[milagros317]

What did you say to the waiter who offered you cornflakes for the third time after you had refused them twice already?

Two large cardboard boxes filled with garbage.

 

[DJ Tickler]

What did the bum have for breakfast this morning?

Love, Love, Hate, and...Love-hate

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

What are your feelings towards Paris Hilton?

Two crows and a robin.

 

[DJ Tickler]

What exactly is in your mother's "Black Bird Pie"??

Spiders, and women...and um...spider-women

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

What do you think about before wanking?

Three beautiful cheerleaders.

 

[DJ Tickler]

How many people from school beat the crap out of you?

Drinking, the answer to everything

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

Why does your refrigerator have nothing but 88 bottles of beer in it?

It will be finished by Friday.

 

[DJ Tickler]

When will the distruction of the Earth be completed?

Boo Yeah

DJ Tickler

 

[milagros317]

What do you say when you are tired and confused?

There is little chance of that.

 

[DJ Tickler]

I was wondering if I could ask your sister out?

There is a party in my mouth and everyone is invited

DJ Tickler

 

[slacker2114]

What did you say to get the Village People to spend the weekend at your house?



It turns out she was too old and he was too stupid.

 

[milagros317]

Why can't George and Laura have more children?

Three stray cats.

 

[slacker2114]

What was the last pussy you ever had?



It's not that he's stupid, but I wouldn't let him visit the Grand Canyon.

 

[Dave2112]

How are you getting along wiht Johnny the Jumper?



Only if the cheese and mushrooms congeal properly. Then you have an issue.

 

[kered]

So you say you would you have a problem eating food off of her body?

 

[wanderingpixie2112]

A: I slapped him with a baby salmon and gently reminded him to read the first post.

Q: What was your reaction to a lack of an answer in Kered's last response?

(just joshing with ya, kered! 😉)

New answer:

That's the last time he eats double-chocolate chunk cookies!

 

[McNoodle]

What did you decide when you laid down in bed upon a gooey mess of crumbs?

Hanging upside down from the mast.

 

[DJ Tickler]

Where did you find the guy who slept with the captains daughter?

The mobile died

DJ Tickler

 

[NukeLaloosh]

What happened when you dropped your cell in the toilet?

A can of Fresca, a brand new putter, ice cubes, and a copy of Frampton Comes Alive