"Interview the Person Above You" V-2.0

[ikaiyoo]

did you hear some guy is running around dressed in a big red pictcher busting into houses and robbing people screaming oh yeah!!!!?


Well to be honest i dont remember all the details i just know he was into field hockey players and then the next day he was gone.

 

[starburstz91]

Does your cat really suck balls?

HAHAHAHAHA, no.

 

[slacker2114]

Do you think ikaiyoo is sexy?


I pulled the pin like the instructions said, but the that clown car got in the way.

 

[ikaiyoo]

ok seriously i gave you a grenade how come that clown is still on the corner?


Look all I know is there were rumors she was into horses and then she is in traction at the hospital.... I just hope your mom is ok.

 

[luv2tikl]

Does your cat really suck balls?

HAHAHAHAHA, no.

(sorry I messed shit up... I deleted my message cuz ikaiyoo got to it first... my bad)

 

[ikaiyoo]

So why did you post something that made no sense



no I promise I just drover there picked it up and dropped it off at her house.

 

[Dave2112]

You stole my fuckin' stash again, didn't you? That was supposed to be for my girlfriend, you know!



It's either a cold or lung cancer, either way, no...you can't!

 

[ikaiyoo]

Man you sound terrible? are you ok? Wait if you die can I have your x-box 360?


LOOK!!!!! Dont you think I would take that off of her if I could find the keys.. anyways the batteries will run out soon and if not she will pass out eventually right?

 

[Dave2112]

Not that it isn't really hot, but you might wanna take that poor girl off the X-frame and use the vibrating chastity belt on someone else. I mean, hasn't it been like three hours already?


Its simple. I had more Legos than wood.

 

[ikaiyoo]

ok I will admit it is pretty fucking cool... but because of structural integrity alone, Why in the hell would you build a full size stretching rack out of legos?





Number 1, I didnt do this I walked into the kitchen came back and Surprise! Number 2, Us standing here isnt going to get it out of here any quicker. So just fucking grab that end and lets put it in the back of my truck before it is daylight and everyone sees.

 

[Dave2112]

I've heard of throwing them on the ice during hockey games...but a full-size octopus in your kitchen?!? What the hell were you thinking and what are we gonna do now?



Easy...shock value. Why the hell do you think I have a radio show in the first place?

 

[starburstz91]

So, how did that hooker over there encourage you to have yerr own show?

I did not do it, I swear.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Hey Where did all these shoeprints on my brand new carpet come from little girl????





well he does look kind of weird... and he IS sitting.

 

[starburstz91]

Doesn't that hobo in the living weird, on the couch, look a little... strange to you?

Pfft. That's what she said. 🙂

 

[ikaiyoo]

what do you mean you arent letting me come near you with this thing????







Actual Size... What you see is what you get..... ladies

 

[starburstz91]

How big are your tits, again?


Nooo. Doooon't. You dick. ) :

 

[ikaiyoo]

Hey I know it is late and I would love to sleep with you all warm in this bed... But I have to go home... ok?






No I am serious. You ARE that beautiful.

 

[starburstz91]

What did you tell Obama when he asked you, crying, if he was ugly?

Ha! Yeah, right.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Do you hate being tickled?






I am not sure where you got that idea. But if you do not straighten up someone is gonna get it.

 

[starburstz91]

Lol, are you in love with string cheese? I know you are.


Umm.. noo? I don't like it when that happens.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Do you like going days inbetween us speaking?


Yes I have that knowledge

 

[starburstz91]

You do realize you're stomach is painted purple, right?

Oh, that was some funny shit. 🙂

 

[ikaiyoo]

Hey what did you think of the movie Schindler's List?




No no no you have to put the butter in first... THEN you start slowly adding the flower.

 

[starburstz91]

I think I accidently made a Daisy instead of a Rose.. what did I do wrong? Is it.. butter than the flower, or flower then the butter?

I don't have much interest in it.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Do you think once you get married you will want to work?


Yes it is a triangle choke but that is an awful weird way of trying to apply one.