Kurch for President

[milagros317]

Thanks

Yea seems no matter how miserable the people are... lawyers always seem to be happy. 🙁

I once had a conversation with two lawyers and asked them which specialty within the legal profession they hated and would never do.
One said, divorce law, because they are scum who profit from people's misery.
The other said, immigration law, because they are scum who profit by taking money from poor, desperate immigrants.
Both were correct. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I once had a conversation with two lawyers and asked them which specialty within the legal profession they hated and would never do.
One said, divorce law, because they are scum who profit from people's misery.
The other said, immigration law, because they are scum who profit by taking money from poor, desperate immigrants.
Both were correct. 😀 😛

Very true.

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[milagros317]

Very true.

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I find that amusing, that lawyers in one specialty will recognize that lawyers in another specialty are the scum of the earth, but will not look in the mirror.

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[kurchatovium]

I find that amusing, that lawyers in one specialty will recognize that lawyers in another specialty are the scum of the earth, but will not look in the mirror.

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Exactly. 😛 Its really like all lawyers are preying upon someone elses misery. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Exactly. 😛 Its really like all lawyers are preying upon someone elses misery. 😀 😛

So true. I can not imagine somebody going into a lawyer's office and saying, "I am here because I am so happy!"
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[kurchatovium]

So true. I can not imagine somebody going into a lawyer's office and saying, "I am here because I am so happy!"
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Yup very true. Thing is you probably wont be happy even after you are done. LOL

 

[milagros317]

Yup very true. Thing is you probably wont be happy even after you are done. LOL

I can imagine the lawyer throwing such a person out, as they can provide no service to a happy person. 😛
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[kurchatovium]

I can imagine the lawyer throwing such a person out, as they can provide no service to a happy person. 😛
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Very good point there. 😀

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[milagros317]

Very good point there. 😀

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Yes, lawyers only want to see people who provide them with they call "billable hours."
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[kurchatovium]

Yes, lawyers only want to see people who provide them with they call "billable hours."
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Yea one of my cousins who is caught up in this mess said the lawyer wants 495 dollars an hour. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Yea one of my cousins who is caught up in this mess said the lawyer wants 495 dollars an hour. 😱

That is a staggering fee. 😱

 

[kurchatovium]

That is a staggering fee. 😱

Yes quite an amazingly high fee. 😱

Sorta like the joke:

Why are Vampires better then Lawyers?
Because Vampires quick sucking your blood after you are dead.

 

[milagros317]

Yes quite an amazingly high fee. 😱

Sorta like the joke:

Why are Vampires better then Lawyers?
Because Vampires quick sucking your blood after you are dead.

Good joke! I will use it. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Good joke! I will use it. 😀 😛

Thanks. Be my guest. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Thanks. Be my guest. 😀 😛

Most of my best jokes come to me that way, I hear them or read them and remember them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Most of my best jokes come to me that way, I hear them or read them and remember them. 😀 😛

Yea it the same for me. Hopefully I remember the good ones. LOL 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yea it the same for me. Hopefully I remember the good ones. LOL 😛

Sometimes I write them down. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Sometimes I write them down. 😀 😛

Yea I suppose I should do that. I am writing a bunch of other stuff down these days. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yea I suppose I should do that. I am writing a bunch of other stuff down these days. 😀 😛

In my case, it is because my memory is not as sharp as it was when I was young.

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[kurchatovium]

In my case, it is because my memory is not as sharp as it was when I was young.

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In my case I think I just have too much on my plate. Just hard to keep up with all this stuff. 🙂

 

[milagros317]

In my case I think I just have too much on my plate. Just hard to keep up with all this stuff. 🙂

Yes, I can imagine that dealing with lawyers makes your plate very full. 🙁

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[kurchatovium]

Yes, I can imagine that dealing with lawyers makes your plate very full. 🙁

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I could sure use a whole case of super extra strength lawyer spray. LOL 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I could sure use a whole case of super extra strength lawyer spray. LOL 😀 😛

Yes, that is exactly what you need. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, that is exactly what you need. 😀 😛

Would be good to have a couple of cases .... just in case. 😉

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[milagros317]

Would be good to have a couple of cases .... just in case. 😉

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Exactly! You never know when you are going to encounter a lawyer and need to spray him or her quickly.
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