Kurch for President

[kurchatovium]

Also hilarious!

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And pretty gosh darn accurate as well. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yes, sometimes jokes are funny because of the kernel of truth in them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, sometimes jokes are funny because of the kernel of truth in them. 😀 😛

Got more then the kernels here ... got the whole ear of corn. 😛 LOL

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[milagros317]

Got more then the kernels here ... got the whole ear of corn. 😛 LOL

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Yes, the entire ear of corn. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, the entire ear of corn. 😀 😛

maybe even a whole bushel of corn. 😛

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[milagros317]

maybe even a whole bushel of corn. 😛

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Maybe even an entire cornfield full of corn. 😛
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[kurchatovium]

Maybe even an entire cornfield full of corn. 😛
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Yup Yup could very well be. 🙂

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[milagros317]

Yup Yup could very well be. 🙂

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I will need to look up more anti-lawyer jokes. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I will need to look up more anti-lawyer jokes. 😀 😛

There can never be enough anti-lawyer jokes. 😛

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[milagros317]

There can never be enough anti-lawyer jokes. 😛

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Very true. I need to look for a website with lots of them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Very true. I need to look for a website with lots of them. 😀 😛

There must be a lot of them I would imagine. Unless the lawyers sued to take them down LOL

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[milagros317]

I found one!
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-lawyer
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[kurchatovium]

I found one!
http://jokes.cc.com/funny-lawyer
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Wow. Great find. Thanks for sharing. Better download then all before the lawyers take the site down. 😉 😛

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[milagros317]

Wow. Great find. Thanks for sharing. Better download then all before the lawyers take the site down. 😉 😛

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Yes, the lawyers might just do that. 😱
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[kurchatovium]

Yes, the lawyers might just do that. 😱
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Yup. Cant trust those lawyers. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Yup. Cant trust those lawyers. 😱

Sadly, I have been called for jury duty, where I will see lots of lawyers. 😱
I have requested a postponement since I have no grounds to refuse to serve.

 

[kurchatovium]

Sadly, I have been called for jury duty, where I will see lots of lawyers. 😱
I have requested a postponement since I have no grounds to refuse to serve.

Sorry my friend. 🙁 Are you allowed to take lawyer spray into the court with you?

 

[milagros317]

Sorry my friend. 🙁 Are you allowed to take lawyer spray into the court with you?

I'm afraid not. 🙁
The longest postponement that can be requested is six months, so I did request a postponement until November 2017.
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[kurchatovium]

I'm afraid not. 🙁
The longest postponement that can be requested is six months, so I did request a postponement until November 2017.
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Darn. 🙁 You should be allowed to bring lawyer spray. IMHO 😉

Smart move. Maybe by then they will allow lawyer spray. 😉

 

[milagros317]

Darn. 🙁 You should be allowed to bring lawyer spray. IMHO 😉

Smart move. Maybe by then they will allow lawyer spray. 😉

I am hoping that they lose my name by bureaucratic bungling by November.
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[kurchatovium]

I am hoping that they lose my name by bureaucratic bungling by November.
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Could be... I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

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[milagros317]

Could be... I will keep my fingers crossed for you.

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I hope so, too. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I hope so, too. 😀 😛

The opposition lawyers filed more lawsuits against my family. 🙁 I really dislike lawyers. I may have to counter sue. Gonna be a fun year. LOL

 

[milagros317]

The opposition lawyers filed more lawsuits against my family. 🙁 I really dislike lawyers. I may have to counter sue. Gonna be a fun year. LOL

I am sorry to hear that, Kurch. 🙁
Fun for the lawyers, I suppose.

 

[kurchatovium]

I am sorry to hear that, Kurch. 🙁
Fun for the lawyers, I suppose.

Thanks

Yea seems no matter how miserable the people are... lawyers always seem to be happy. 🙁