Kurch for President

[milagros317]

Yup. Should be a total sweep for me. 😀

I doubt that many lawyers will vote for you. 🙁

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[kurchatovium]

I doubt that many lawyers will vote for you. 🙁

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Well true..... but thats likely not such a bad thing. I probably wont get the demons from hell vote either. LOL 😛

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[milagros317]

Well true..... but thats likely not such a bad thing. I probably wont get the demons from hell vote either. LOL 😛

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Also true, and you are correct in putting both lawyers and demons from hell into the same basket.

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[kurchatovium]

Also true, and you are correct in putting both lawyers and demons from hell into the same basket.

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Yea. Both still torment you even after you are dead.

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[milagros317]

Yea. Both still torment you even after you are dead.

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That is true. Lawyers might be picking over your estate long after you died. 😱

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[kurchatovium]

That is true. Lawyers might be picking over your estate long after you died. 😱

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Yup. Even a vampire leaves you alone after he sucks out all your blood. LOL 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Yup. Even a vampire leaves you alone after he sucks out all your blood. LOL 😀 😛

So, in fact, lawyers are worse than vampires! I never realized that before. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

So, in fact, lawyers are worse than vampires! I never realized that before. 😀 😛

Yea I think so. 😀 Frightening stuff. 😱

 

[milagros317]

Yea I think so. 😀 Frightening stuff. 😱

Another scary thought that I just had: There are ways to detect a vampire, but anybody that you walk by on the street might be a lawyer. 😱 😱
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[kurchatovium]

Another scary thought that I just had: There are ways to detect a vampire, but anybody that you walk by on the street might be a lawyer. 😱 😱
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Very true. And also holy crosses dont work on lawyers. 😱 😱

 

[milagros317]

Very true. And also holy crosses dont work on lawyers. 😱 😱

Also very true. 😱

 

[General Zod]

Would you require that old Bugs Bunny cartoons be shown before the movie starts at all theaters? 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Also very true. 😱

I wonder if silver bullets? 😛 😉

Would you require that old Bugs Bunny cartoons be shown before the movie starts at all theaters? 😀

Sounds good to me.

 

[milagros317]

I wonder if silver bullets? 😛 😉

For lawyers, ordinary lead bullets should suffice. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

For lawyers, ordinary lead bullets should suffice. 😀

I think so too. For Werewolf lawyers you would likely need the silver ones? 😛

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[milagros317]

I think so too. For Werewolf lawyers you would likely need the silver ones? 😛

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Yes, I would suppose so. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, I would suppose so. 😀 😛

Hopefully no such thing exists.

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[milagros317]

Hopefully no such thing exists.

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Yes, I hope there are none. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes, I hope there are none. 😀 😛

That would be a bad thing. 😱 Like a demon lawyer.... though technically there would be all that much difference from a regular lawyer. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That would be a bad thing. 😱 Like a demon lawyer.... though technically there would be all that much difference from a regular lawyer. 😀 😛

Almost all lawyers are demonic, but only a few are actual demons who pretend to be human and graduate from law school. 😱

 

[kurchatovium]

Almost all lawyers are demonic, but only a few are actual demons who pretend to be human and graduate from law school. 😱

True. Very hard to tell the difference many times. LOL 😛 😉

 

[milagros317]

True. Very hard to tell the difference many times. LOL 😛 😉

That is why I love jokes about lawyers. 😀 😛
Example:
What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

 

[kurchatovium]

That is why I love jokes about lawyers. 😀 😛
Example:
What do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Me too. 😛

Whats brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Me too. 😛

Whats brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman. 😀 😛

LOL 😛 Good one! 😀

It would be fun to see a Doberman tearing a lawyer into pieces. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

LOL 😛 Good one! 😀

It would be fun to see a Doberman tearing a lawyer into pieces. 😀 😛

Would certainly make my day at this point. LOL 😀 😛 😉