Let's write a silly poem

[cettorpes]

Hello friends. This is the "Let's write a silly poem" thread.

You can write here your poems about anything you want, and it doesn't matter even if the lines don't rhyme... lol. This is mine here...

My friends gone to California
It's a long long drive away
If I was a little wiser
I'd follow them there anyway.

 

[Headsnap]

I wandered lonely as a jug
That floats on high o'er cars and trikes,
When all at once I saw an... ugh!
A host, of ugly sweaty dykes;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Grunting and flexing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that burn
And twinkle on the telly screen,
They stretched in never-ending worm
All butting heads and chewing brie:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
They came at me, I shit my pants.

The waves beside them danced; but lo!
Out came the big machete knives:
A poet could not but be gay


FUCK YOU WORDSWORTH, FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY ROMANCES

 

[isabeau]

lol ^ too too funny...

i sat and stared right at my cat
the silly cat just sat and sat
we tried to see who could out stare whom
the room got quiet as a tomb..

 

[cettorpes]

Very nice
I read them twice

 

[milagros317]

I love to watch a baseball game
But can't help thinking it's a shame
When the Dodgers don't win.
That's when I curse instead of grin.

 

[cettorpes]

Yesterday I was in bed
After posting a nice thread
Suddenly I heard a noise
I could recognise your voice.
"Dodgers won again!" you cried
Jumping from joy in the night
I dont know here all the trends
But I wish "God bless my friends"!

 

[milagros317]

Cettorpes is very sweet.
To read her poems is a treat.
😀

 

[cettorpes]

Many stars are in the sky
One of them is calling
I will answer to my star
Till the dawn of morning.

 

[milagros317]

I love to eat seafood.
I'm always in the mood
For an oyster or a clam.
If you're not, who gives a damn. 😛

 

[cettorpes]

I want to be on a nice little island
Surrounded by the sea
Far away from every continent and land
Covered with beautiful flowers and palm trees
There' s a huge volcano with some snow on the top
And a tiny brook falls down the silver rocks
Green trees are everywhere, near the sandy beach
Birds fly in the air, freedom and peace is what they teach.

In the evening quietly I sit down
And watch the sunset for a while
The sky is dressed with orange and purple clouds
And a golden bridge shows me the way to the night.
Light, salty breeze comes, the Moon crawls to the top
And shines upon the peaceful land
Al the world is covered with a soft, darkblue blanket
And nothing remains; just the stars and the silence on the sand.

 

[milagros317]

^ that is a really beautiful poem and I can't write a silly rhyme after it. 😀

 

[cettorpes]

Never mind it dear Mils,
The empty lines this one fills.
Now you can write your ones
Here you get your second chance.

 

[Bliss Jericho]

sorry if it's silly but i had to try it

why do you want me tied down to the bed?
it's confusing, without a doubt
what is it you're thinking of doing to me
that you think will make me thrash about?




bliss j

 

[milagros317]

Chrisheaven is a silly fool
Who needs to go to school
And learn what not to say
And be kicked in the arse every day. 😀

 

[cettorpes]

Carry on, Bliss Jericho, nice first try!

Chris is creeping thru the night
Chris's eyes are very bright
He teases you with silly things
He's the cleverest he thinks.

Watch out, cause there's a rake,
It is real, not a fake
You will surely bump your head
That will end your silly thread!

 

[milagros317]

I always like to eat
Lots of fish and lots of meat.
😀

 

[cettorpes]

Being out in the snow
All is white and beautiful
Branches of trees make a bow
Stars shine brightly upon you
Suddenly some small rays come
From the mountains, far away
Find their way into your heart
Show the light of a new day.

 

[Mz Chaos]

While on the tickling forums today,
I got in the mood to come and play,
On this part I found a thread,
Which challenges me to use my head,
The gears do grind,
The wheels do turn,
My brain cells all but crash and burn,
I try my best to write a ditty,
But I fear I'm not that witty,
So I guess I'll hang my head,
My imaginations all but dead.

 

[cettorpes]

Liked your poem very much
I think it is good to watch
All the newcomers arrive
Who make my thread more alive

 

[isabeau]

i wish that i were far away
i'd go somewhere and play and play
i'd escape the dealings of day to day
from late november til early may...

 

[cettorpes]

I tell thee
Let that be...

 

[milagros317]

Committee meetings are very boring,
But I manage to keep from snoring. 😛

 

[cettorpes]

Comittee meetings I don't like either
Where I'm considered as an easy rider.

 

[milagros317]

I like to write here every day,
To make some poems and play.

 

[cettorpes]

Looking at the starry night
The moon shines just above you
Far away some tiny light
Show me the way I knew

I can feel the breeze of air
Walking through the forest
All is silent. There is no fear.
This deep peace is the best.