One potato,two potato,three potato four,
I had too many beers,and fell upon the floor,
Alas,a noise,what's that?,
But a knock upon the door,
I ordered food,could this be it?,
I was getting hungry,I have to admit,
But it was someone else to my surprise,
Could it be true?,I couldn't believe my eyes,
I was drunk and could barely stand,
I wouldn't believe,if not seen firsthand,
The figure approached with an evil look,
With every step,the whole house shook,
How could I defeat such a foe?,
Just fuckin' hit him,I don't know,
We engaged in a hell of a fight,
Til I hit his chin,with a hard straight right,
He was down but surely not out,
I hit him harder and began to shout,
He finally quit and accepted defeat,
I won the battle,and it felt sweet,
I helped him up and poured him a drink,
He could use one,I would think,
I'll tell you who it was and it's kinda funny,
It was in fact, the Easter Bunny.