Let's write a silly poem

[Artoo]

A limerick about stings. (I didn't think of this, but I can't remember where I heard it.)

There was a young man from dundee,
Who was stung on the leg by a wasp.
When asked, "does it hurt?"
He replied, "No it doesn't,
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet."

😀

 

[milagros317]

I woke up too early today.
So long awake I can not stay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

There is an election tomorrow,
that will bring someone sorrow;
It will be a Happy Day,
when all these politicians go away.

 

[milagros317]

New York's primary was long ago,
When there was still a chance of snow. 😀

 

[Artoo]

My heart is cold and my spirit is mean,
For now it is dark in the land of the Queen.

 

[Pokey]

Political season always has lots of clatter,
with the fat ole cats, just getting fatter.

 

[Artoo]

Dexter and sinister tell me these things,
(I do not know if they are true),
That I'm made out of tin, I'm an astromech droid,
A robot called R2D2

 

[Lord Doctor]

That money talks I don't deny
But last I heard, it said "goodbye"

 

[paracarl44]

Hillary In Pennsylvania.

There once was a woman named Hillary,
who some people would like to see her placed in a pillory;
but she beat Obama,
and that caused the Democrats a trauma;
and so their convention will be a dillyary.

 

[cettorpes]

Hello all, It is good to see that you continue the threads. I did not believe you all would, and welcome to the new ones, really. It is very pleasing!

Who is standing in the shade
Behind the scenes waiting?
All the results made by fate.
The whole world is changing.

 

[milagros317]

This thread was for a long time away.
I'm glad that it's back today.
😀

 

[paracarl44]

This thread will no go away,
if Cettorpes will come and stay.

 

[milagros317]

I just finished having a munch
On a big sandwich for my lunch. 😀

 

[cettorpes]

I have to say I love you all
It is like a big waterfall.

 

[milagros317]

I know I'm on the right track
In saying that we love you back.

 

[paracarl44]

To close this thread I would dread,
I'd rather be home in bed.🙁

 

[milagros317]

The Dodgers lost last night.
It was an awful sight.

 

[cettorpes]

You two do not be so sad
You should get out of bed
Many more poems you should write
There're useful things to do at night....

eg. you can listen to the radio, watch tv, play computer games, write poems, sing songs, paint pictures.... or......

 

[milagros317]

On Friday the Dodgers came from behind to win,
So I left the stadium with a great big grin. 😀 😀 😀

 

[cettorpes]

Hooray!
I say.

 

[milagros317]

Tomorrow I will go out of town
For the funeral of an aunt.
It certainly makes me feel down 🙁
Deny that I can't.

 

[cettorpes]

"I am free" -told the monkey
...to the cage.
"I am not" - told the cage.
"I am closed around monkeys".

 

[Iris]

there once was a man from alas.......

There once was a man from alas.......
his balls were made out of brass
in the cold weather, they clanked together....

the poor man froze off his ass............

 

[cettorpes]

Hahahahaha very nice indeed!
Write more, please!

 

[paracarl44]

These silly poems are fine,
now I wish that somebody would add a line.

To: "There was a Man From Nantucket".