LXG vs. UCB: an unbiased comparison

[baldadonis]

You mean the incident where I gave the waitress 20%?

 

[AmandaBear]

 

[KrazieDog]

You mean the incident where I gave the waitress 20%?

Yup, that same incident where I left a tip, without saying a word, no fanfare, no nothing. "Someone else" had the inferiority complex when they looked at what others tipped in appreciation of their service. The fact you made a small scene wasn't too embarrassing, except to yourself or the UCB. 😀

 

[baldadonis]

Hey some of us just care more that these fine servers of sustenant goodness are given the proper accolades for their services.

 

[KrazieDog]

Hey some of us just care more that these fine servers of sustenant goodness are given the proper accolades for their services.

I totally agree, so why the fuss that "we" tipped double? Do these hard working servers not deserve a bonus for their hard work. Please Dave, have compassion for these people. They bust ass to serve you, it's okay to go above and beyond.

 

[baldadonis]

I totally agree, so why the fuss that "we" tipped double? Do these hard working servers not deserve a bonus for their hard work. Please Dave, have compassion for these people. They bust ass to serve you, it's okay to go above and beyond.

I agree, which is why I gave more than usual to that particularly excellent server.

 

[venray]

Let it go Dave..the Lean wouldnt know a TRUE act of philanthropy if it bit them in the ass....(an easy target when they are all bent over like that....)

 

[LeeAllure]

Let it go Dave..the Lean wouldnt know a TRUE act of philanthropy if it bit them in the ass....(an easy target when they are all bent over like that....)

Of course we do! We just don't always talk about them, since it would seem like bragging.

 

[slacker2114]

Careful, Ray. Keep spelling big words like that and you'll need to be put down for another nap.

 

[KrazieDog]

Let it go Dave..the Lean wouldnt know a TRUE act of philanthropy if it bit them in the ass....(an easy target when they are all bent over like that....)

Ray, the only thing you've ever given was crabs!

 

[RobAce]

Well, well, well. Isn't this cute. The Lean....the only thing I like Lean is my hamburger..which I think MANY members of the lean should try 😀

So, in a just and honorable move....Squadron HDAce (Myself and HDS) are now proud standing members of the UCB. And this is just the start. We are proud so we stay Upright, we lean for no man or woman. I take that you Lean because your either picking food up off of the ground or bowing to the UCB.

Whichever it is, know this.....to Lean or not Lean, that is the question. And is answer is NO.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Really? Is HDS aware of you're making him into a complete tool of the UCB?

 

[KrazieDog]

UCB was the title we bestowed upon our enemies, and you are no threat to anything but tacos, but nice try though.

 

[LeeAllure]

Oh PLEASE, Rob. I've seen you dance with nothing except skimpy bottoms on. There's no way the UpTIGHT Citizen's Brigade would take you on as a member 😛

 

[RobAce]

Really? Is HDS aware of you're making him into a complete tool of the UCB?

I talked to HDS yesterday via the Red Phone Line him and I have installed in our respective command centers. The Squadron only aligns itself with those persons having the highest of moral and grooming standards.

Thus HDS and I agreed, and the we roll with the UCB.

HDS is away from posting for a bit, but I assure you the new CEO of Technical Support for the UCB is well aware and happy!

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Well, good luck getting Baldy to tip at Taco Bell.

 

[RobAce]

UCB was the title we bestowed upon our enemies, and you are no threat to anything but tacos, but nice try though.

Enemies mean so many different things...to you a taco is no threat, but it is to me...which is why I devour them.

The UCB is indeed a fine organization.

You can enjoy the lean, we shall enjoy the scene. 😀

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Well, good luck getting Baldy to tip at Taco Bell.

You don't tip at Taco Bell. Did you hit your head from leaning to far?

Rob

 

[KrazieDog]

Alex was on the end of a leash, held by the Sarcasm of the Lean for the entire NEST weekend. You yourself had to Lean on me, just to get inside on Sat night. Nice visuals to try to bring to the UCB on your first pretend day on the job..."UCB, LXG's bitch since May of '09". Thanks for that.

 

[RobAce]

Oh PLEASE, Rob. I've seen you dance with nothing except skimpy bottoms on. There's no way the UpTIGHT Citizen's Brigade would take you on as a member 😛

They made an exception, HDS's abilities made up for my outfit choice that day. Plus Dave knows he can now use me as weapon.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Alex was on the end of a leash, held by the Sarcasm of the Lean for the entire NEST weekend. You yourself had to Lean on me, just to get inside on Sat night. Nice visuals to try to bring to the UCB on your first pretend day on the job..."UCB, LXG's bitch since May of '09". Thanks for that.

Ahhh yes, but since that day a seed had been planted. It grew and grew. And the plant never leaned. Only growing straight and tall toward the sky. Not leaning like a sickly little weed. HDS was on the leash....by my design. I gave him as a gift and as a back for the attack on my signature picture. I assure you, it was only a gift. When it comes down to it, Squadron HDAce only surrounds itself with the best.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

I find it amusing that the UCB overlord has yet to acknowledge you are a part of them. I really don't think Dave wants to have INS investigating his already questionable organization.

 

[kered]

A weapon for what? You gonna stick your butt on somebody's window to teach them a lesson? Geez, everytime Ray gets new medications we have to go through this stuff.


And you know it isn't wise to argue with Leen Allure.

 

[RobAce]

All in due time, Dave need not speak. He has "El Presidente" to speak to the lowly leaning dregs with your fancy signatures. Me thinks you like your flashy signatures because your making up for lacking in other places. Dave shall speak when he feels like it, not to be just talking for the sake of talking. That's my job. I like to talk. 😀

Rob

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

Well this is totally amusing. Ooh! *ponders incorporating The Lean into Ven's price for me not consuming Californian-style poutine* 😀