LXG vs. UCB: an unbiased comparison

[slacker2114]

All in due time, Dave need not speak. He has "El Presidente" to speak to the lowly leaning dregs with your fancy signatures. Me thinks you like your flashy signatures because your making up for lacking in other places. Dave shall speak when he feels like it, not to be just talking for the sake of talking. That's my job. I like to talk. 😀

Rob

Is it fun to pretend that you are actually a part of this? Is it like pretend time in pre-school?

First you speak for HDS, then Baldy. It's REALLY going to be funny when you try to speak for Ray too and get the whole lot of you deported back to Mexico. And by the way, we have "flashy" signatures because we're proud of who we are while UCB people hide under their respective rocks.

 

[baldadonis]

It is official. Rob and HDS are the newest members of the UCB. They were sworn in today at 0800 hours. They will be valuable new additions to the UCB and our continued efforts to eradicate all that is lean.

Oh and btw, some of us prefer substance over flashy signatures. Those of us who are upright do not indulge in silly excesses that do not further our cause.

 

[slacker2114]

For those keeping score...

Rob needed to Lean on an LXG co-founder at NEST to get into the hotel.

HDS (who I'm still not convinced is an actual member) was on the collar end of a leash the ENTIRE WEEKEND of NEST to another LXG member.

The self-styled overlord got his ass continually handed to him in Colorado by a co-founder and the First Lady of the Lean.

Do I need to continue? I think we're done here.

 

[Miss Serendipity]

Leanin' is an excellent way to live life, (being uptight/upright all the time seriously will not get you anywhere) Leaning is an art in of itself! *JUST SAYING*

I just thought perhaps one of you Lean machines could give copies of this to any UCB member. perhaps they would see the error in their ways. Maybe they need flash tools?

 

[Artoo]

Yesterday evening's diatribe is most amusing. 😎

 

[kered]

Oh and btw, some of us prefer substance over flashy signatures. Those of us who are upright do not indulge in silly excesses that do not further our cause.

So your signature picture of a fat, drunken bald guy who is passed out on a couch in his underwear and still holding a beer is to be considered a far more uplifting message of wholesomeness and dignity than my little shiny gold sig pic. Along with your new mouthpiece who's siggy promotes gambling......you guys are truly amazing.

I thought they taught lawyers how to lie better than this. Also, you should have hired Marcel instead of Rob. Marcel still has credibility.

 

[sasaxrah]

So your signature picture of a fat, drunken bald guy who is passed out on a couch in his underwear and still holding a beer is to be considered a far more uplifting message of wholesomeness and dignity than my little shiny gold sig pic. Along with your new mouthpiece who's siggy promotes gambling......you guys are truly amazing.

I thought they taught lawyers how to lie better than this. Also, you should have hired Marcel instead of Rob. Marcel still has credibility.

PWN'd!!!!!

 

[kered]

Simply stated: LXG is way better then UCB. End. Of. Story.

 

[sasaxrah]

To keep all interested parties abreast, I just sent my official resignation from the LXG to its co-founders. I have happily been accepted in the Upright Citizens Brigade and have adopted the title "Her Royal Highness." I have been promoted from a first lady to royalty, and I have now seen the light of truth. Be well.

 

[Angel77]

I've always wondered what that Lean thingy was..........thanks for the clarification!

 

[slacker2114]

Treachery is suspected on the part of the UCB, particularly it's Overlord, in this unheard of action. The LXG will be launching a full investigation into this matter and will respond accordingly.

 

[natural tickler]

So we have a traitor in the midst....selling us out eh??

Yes Slacker, the LXG is not happy with this application

 

[kered]

The Squadron only aligns itself with those persons having the highest of moral and grooming standards.

Rob

And as a member of said Squadron with highest moral and grooming standards, I NATURALLY went with the LXG. But it is a good joke Rob. I have heard that you have no standards whatsoever.

Well, good luck getting Baldy to tip at Taco Bell.

True. Baldy is so tight when he pinches a nickle the buffalo shits.

They made an exception, HDS's abilities made up for my outfit choice that day. Plus Dave knows he can now use me as weapon.

Rob

A weapon?? What, you gonna attack our french doors with your ass like you did at NHLee's?

To keep all interested parties abreast, I just sent my official resignation from the LXG to its co-founders. I have happily been accepted in the Upright Citizens Brigade and have adopted the title "Her Royal Highness." I have been promoted from a first lady to royalty, and I have now seen the light of truth. Be well.

So.....let me guess..........Baldy couldn't get his way so he started crying to get your sympathys, or maybe finally promised to paint a dog house with you. The choice of course is yours, but I bet that the tears stopped quickly and I know with his commitment phobias....he will keep making up excuses and never paint doghouses with you.

A sad day.

 

[baldadonis]

So.....let me guess..........Baldy couldn't get his way so he started crying to get your sympathys, or maybe finally promised to paint a dog house with you. The choice of course is yours, but I bet that the tears stopped quickly and I know with his commitment phobias....he will keep making up excuses and never paint doghouses with you.

A sad day.

Oh nothing so dramatic went on, I assure you. The UCB simply offered her things that the LXG couldn't and she came around to our upright way of thinking. It was inevitable.

As for the doghouses, that will never happen, but that is besides the point.

 

[slacker2114]

We know about the bet, Baldy. We know all about it. We WILL set our sister free!!

 

[sasaxrah]

We know about the bet, Baldy. We know all about it. We WILL set our sister free!!

What's done is done. Best to accept it and promote someone else.

 

[natural tickler]

What's done is done. Best to accept it and promote someone else.

You did the most unforgivable thing....You sold out to the otherside....shame

 

[slacker2114]

What's done is done. Best to accept it and promote someone else.

NEVER!! We leave no Leaner behind. Baldy....free our sister in the Lean or you will suffer the consequences.

 

[KrazieDog]

Oh nothing so dramatic went on, I assure you. The UCB simply offered her things that the LXG couldn't and she came around to our upright way of thinking. It was inevitable.

Hey Dave, how does it feel to know, when it was her CHOICE, that she chose a group of men over you and only a lost BET could force her away. Take solace in the fact she feels forced to be with you. Next you should start a harem, they probably will love you of their own free will too.

 

[slacker2114]

You know it occurs to me, Dave, that you've just shown that your word is worthless It would seem you DO take sloppy seconds.

 

[kered]

Oh nothing so dramatic went on, I assure you. The UCB simply offered her things that the LXG couldn't and she came around to our upright way of thinking. It was inevitable.

As for the doghouses, that will never happen, but that is besides the point.

Her losing a bet isn't offering her things or coming around to your way of thinking. And all know that the doghouse thing won't happen because of your well documented doghouse performance anxiety syndrome.

 

[LeeAllure]

Oh, this is a sad day, indeed! Sarah, I'll miss you as a member and the former first lady.
I hope that someday, you'll return to leaning.

Lee

 

[baldadonis]

You know it occurs to me, Dave, that you've just shown that your word is worthless It would seem you DO take sloppy seconds.

Did you just call my girlfriend 'sloppy seconds?!'

 

[slacker2114]

And so, the awesomeness that is the Lean rolls on, even in the face of treachery and adversity from our most bitter rivals, the UCB. They try to tear us down, but we still lean on towards the future.

With that in mind, I would like to proudly introduce our newest member of the LXG: she's sweet, she's sassy, she's sexy and she's a part of the Steelernation....I give to you the Angel of the Lean.....

Angel77!!!!

 

[natural tickler]

Welcome Angel77!!!!!

Proud to have you join us